Odd Barters for Sex

by admin on July 1, 2009

Since the dawn of humanity, homo sapiens have used sex as a tool for getting what they want.  However, back in the day, they bartered for survival, not for a couple extra bucks or the free shit  like the following  fine examples of modern humanity.  Recent studies have shown that primates often barter sex for meat.  Evolution has given us a very complex brain, but for these few unfortunate people,  sex has been barter for a lot less.  So much for the theory of evolution!

1. Woman barters for help with thick rain forest:

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In recent news, the most popular barter-for-sex story has been from one Stephanie Gerson.  As a college student studying abroad in Brazil, Stephanie wanted to explore the deep rain forest. Trouble was,  Stephanie could not find a tour group willing to make this dream come true. But,  this was not going to stop the very creative Stephanie,  and she soon found a way to make her dream of exploring the rain forest a reality.  Flirting with a college-aged Brazilian one day she soon found herself whisked away on a sex romp in the middle of the jungle.  The price?  To be able to sleep in the middle of the jungle, live in temporary palm huts they made, and eat piranhas and such.  To me, this sounds more of  “I wanted to have sex with the locals” instead of what she says was a pure business deal.    “The rumble in the jungle” never had truer meaning for this girl than that unforgettable weekend getting down and dirty. - Source

2. Sex for Gas:

Everyone knows gas can be expensive.  Everyone knows the economy is down.  What does Kelli Still do about this predicament?  Well she decides to barter some gas money for sex— in this case, oral sex.  Kelli Still offered some head to a man. Gas The man somehow obliged (look at that mug).  Anyway, this is where the story gets a little crazy.  Apparently Ms. Kelli Still decided to get angry and took scissors from the man’s house.  One thing led to another and the man was stabbed several times and right below his right eye and the back of his head( his actual head, thank god).  Kelli Still got the worst of it getting arrested for assault and a partially severed finger for her troubles.  Now i don’t blame someone trying to get free gas and I would do just about anything for some, but seriously you are just causing more trouble for yourself when you start getting stabby after wards.  Just keep it to “wam bam thank you mam” is my motto.- Source

3. Sex for Potato Chips?

Lohoma Sue Smith isn’t your typical prostitute. Sure she goes to trucker stops like most others, but Lohoma has a problem other than the obvious.  She loves potato chips, and when she is hungry, Lohoma gets what she wants.  While  doing her thing at the truck stop one evening, she spotted the holy grail - The Frito-Lay man.  Holy shit.  So Lohama bartered for one of those $30 dollar packs of Frito-Lays. You know the ones that you buy thinking they will last you a few weeks then you are covered with a few dozen empty packs laying all around you later that night.  Yeah, those.  Anyways as Lohoma would soon find out she is not all that and a bag of chips and was arrested for prostitution for her third time. - source

4.  Sex for gas(Again!) - Crude Oil

The United States sells out contracting rights to oil areas around the globe.  Who gets these rights?  Well in this case it turns out, the contracts go to whomever hosts the best sex parties.  White-collared US agency workers turned this into their own private sex orgy job.  Where as gifts for rights they would be able to hook up with some of the companies “employees”.  Yeah i am sure it wasn’t  the CEO pimping themselves out, but some fine skilled workers in which business they know nothing about.  These guys were busted,  but who knows what actually happened to them.  The scene was described as a frat part climate, hell I have been to frat parties before and I do not believe I have seen anything like this. But hey i do not remember everything that has happened at those parties.- Source

5. Marcia Brady : Sex for Cocaine

Not that this is necessarily odd, but its odd that Marcia Brady(Maureen McCormick)  is the one behind this nonsense.  She would sell herself for cocaine during her famous time.  Wait, didn’t she have money though?  Yeah but she still did this stuff.  She was seeing at Sammy Davis Jr.’s place and the Playboy mansion doing god knows what.  I can tell you one thing, she was not paying attention to the life lessons that the Brady bunch was putting out there.  I just wonder if she ever did blow with Oliver the unsuccessful cousin that came along in the last season.  However, after hearing this it would not surprise me.- Source

As stated earlier, this has been going on from the beginning time.  There will be many more to follow and only they can set the bar lower than these four.  Hopefully, there is someone out there to conquer all that have gone before them and truly make the oddest barter the world has ever seen.

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World’s Sexiest Tourist Attractions

by admin on June 30, 2009

Forget exotic vacations. Why not try an erotic vacation this year.  These sexy attractions are sure to make your summer even hotter.

1.  Love Hotels in Japan

lhA love hotel is a hotel which offers rooms that can be rented for a short period of time and is typically used for sex. Japan is infamous for its love hotels. These love-hotel-rooms hotels attract an estimated 1.4 million couples per day. Japan’s love hotel industry earns over ¥4 million per year (about $41 billion USD), which is almost twice what the Japanese’s anime market earns.

Japan has love hotel districts, where couples can shop around for a hotel that suits their needs. It’s estimated that there are about 35,000 love hotels in Japan, so even the most discerning tourist can find a hotel that’s right for them. When guests arrive at the hotels, they are offered a menu of themed rooms. Themes can range from anything from a classroom to a sexual toyshop. The rooms offer amenities such as free porn, music, and large hot tubs. And, if you forget anything, condoms and sex toys are available in vending machines and costume rentals are available. Most love hotels have a couples only policy, and many even have a heterosexual only policy.

Cost: ¥5,000 to ¥150,000 per night ($50 to $150 per night)

2. Sex Theme Park in London

_42810605_amora203bodyIn 2007, the Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships opened, becoming the world’s first sex theme park. Amora aims to be an informawi_amora_exhibition036-spantive sex academy offering hands-on exhibits. This adults-only theme park is divided into seven zones designed to take visitors on a sexual journey, from advice on flirting to oral sex tutorials. Amora offers attractions like a penis wall, a spank-o-meter, and interactive manikins.  Their goal is to be more than just a sex theme park. Amora wants their guests to leave with a deeper understanding of all aspects of love, sex, and relationships. Other interesting exhibits include a vibrator powered by a power drill and an orgasm tunnel, called the Amorgasm. There is also a bar and lounge that offers aphrodisiac drinks.

Cost: £12 to £15 (about $20 to $35USD), depending on the time of day

3. The World’s Best Brothel in Australia

ssTiffany’s Club in Sydney, Australia is regarded as one of the world’s best brothels. Although prostitution is illegal, brothels are completely legal in all of tif11Australia’s major cities. With the taglineThe finest selection of women to make sure you are more than satisfied every time you visit us”, Tiffany’s boasts Sydney’s largest selection of women, all of which they describe as immaculately groomed and specialists in making men feel good. Tiffany’s is an upscale brothel that caters to gentlemen that want to indulge themselves with a “classy” night. In addition to the largest inventory of women, they offer guests their choice of themed rooms, private lounges, and self-contained spas. 

Cost: $280 tot$300AUD per hour ($224 to 240USD), just for a rooms

4. America’s Best Nude Beach in Florida

20080929-buzzy01There are many different opinions as to which nude beach is the best in the world, but, without a doubt, Haulover Beach in Miami, FL is the best in the US. haulover2 Haulover Beach Park designates a 1.25 mile stretch of beach that is entirely clothing optional. This beautiful white sand beach is South Florida’s only clothing optional beach. If you like nude surfing, Haulover Beach is also considered to be an ideal surfing location. In addition to its own certified lifeguards, Haulover Beach also offers activities such as bird watching and volleyball.

Cost: $5.00 for parking

5. Swinging in Jamaica

hedo_resorts_001For over 20 years, Jamaica’s Hedonism Resorts have been known as the go-to resorts for nudist, nymphos, and swingers. Located in Negril, Jamaica, there are two Hedonism Resorts to chose from, Hedonism II and Hedonism III. Public nudity is illegal in Jamaica; however, because Hedonism Resorts own private beaches, guests are allowed to be as free and naked as they want to be. Hedonism even specializes in all-nude weddings. These adult-only resorts are designed to be sexual playgrounds, where tourist can get loose and have fun. Public “fun” is reportedly common, especially in the nude pool and hot tub areas. In addition to the usual resort amenities, the resorts have features such as a glass-bottom Jacuzzis and all rooms come equipped with mirrored ceilings. The resorts are two of only three “swinging resorts” in the Caribbean. Many swinger clubs host events at Hedonism and the resorts host their own swinging events and conventions. At the Hedonism Resorts, they also host theme nights. For example, at Hedonism III Wednesday nights are Leather and Lace Fetish night.

Cost: Prices start at $169 per night

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