Work, school and life can take us to some interesting places. Sometimes that means far away from the ones we love as well as the ones we love to shag. Miles, states and even the ocean between the two of you doesn’t have to mean a dried up sex life and boring, awkward phone chats. Spice up your long-distance sex life with these savory suggestions.
1.) Wild Webcam Fun
Don’t just sit there with a stupid grin on your face. Pretend you’re a web diva or a hot guy out to make a couple of bucks. Greet and flirt with your “customer” and tell them what the special for the day will be. Treat them as you would any customer at first; as the heat rises, tell them you’ll make an exception and that you’ll welcome their raunchiest requests.
How far will you go? From a simple little striptease to baring it all and getting down with your dildo, a good webcam session is one of the best ways to bust a nut, as well as the long-distance tension rut. Have your customer “pay” you back with a show of his or her very own.
2.) Fantasy Photo Shoots
Whether they’re self-taken or snapped by a pro, dirty pictures are a great reminder of what’s to come, literally and figuratively.
Take a look at Craigslist and look for photographers who want to do TFCD, or time in exchange for images on CD. Make sure they have a model release form first, especially if you don’t want your naughty bits plastered all over the Internet.
Get as racy as you want, from donning Victoria’s Secret catalogue-inspired wardrobes to being a Hustler centerfold wannabe. Something about being in front of the camera brings out the slut in all of us. Surely, if you’re working with a photographer, they’ll have some ideas and will have suggestions on how to show off your best assets. If you’re flying solo for your shoot or are too shy to hire a photographer, simply turn on the timer, spank it and see what happens. You might have some shots that would put Penthouse to shame.
3.) Titillating Texts
Thoughts of ravishing your partner may pop up at any time: at work, on the ride home, when you’re at a dinner party…let’s face it, if you’re not banging each other on a regular basis, the hornies have a way of surprising you.
Unlock the awesome anywhere potential of your cell phone. Is your cleavage about to burst out of your shirt? Boner about to split your pants? Go to a safe location and snap a picture with your camera phone. Most cell phones have this capability anyway; if you don’t have it on your phone, get with the fucking program!
4.) Cell Phone Shag
Speaking of the hornies, good old phone sex is the perfect opportunity to cut through the distance get off with your partner. You don’t have to be a professional dial-a-babe to pull off phone sex. Start by reminiscing about a particular randy moment or say, “I wish you were here with me on the bed,” or “What would you do to me if you were here with me?”
When burning banter heats up a little more, let off some steam and take matters into your own hands. Encourage your partner to give you instructions and ask how they’re stimulating their own body.
Phone sex masks inhibitions and therefore lets you dabble in things you wouldn’t normally try, so if you’ve been lustfully longing for a threesome or yearn to be tied up and spanked like a brat, now is the time to ask if that’s something your lover would enjoy.
5.) Erotic E-mails
Send your horny little honey some racy reading material. They should be really descriptive and include what you want to do to your partner. Write in first person for that “I’m doing this to you” feel, or choose third person for that “Look what we did!” vibe.
Grab some erotica for reference if you get stuck, but chances are, if you’ve been away from your honey for long enough, just look in your heart (or down to your crotch) for inspiration. Did share a particular lusty encounter before you left? Reminisce in graphic detail to get the ball rolling.
Check the “To” line three times before you send away.
6.) Movie Night Nookie
This isn’t just the same old date night a la dinner and a sappy romance movie; schedule a date night with your guy or gal and pick the same hot movie to watch. Chances are you won’t have the same DVD’s, so you can always hop online and find the same clips to watch together.
The Internet abounds with free porn, so finding something of mutual interest should be simple. Find out what your partner likes, do a quick search, and begin your wanton watching. Stay on the phone together while you soak in the salacious views.
Want to take it up a notch? Flick on your web cam and mimic some of the stars’ movements.
7.) Seductive Snail Mail
There’s something oh-so-enchanting about receiving something in the mail, especially if it’s from your long-distance dame or sir. Drop the old school love notes and send something that will get your partner’s amorous attention.
Ladies used to spray perfume on love notes as an aromatic reminder, but does that really capture your essence? Send him your panties in the mail for a more risqué reminder. If you’re feeling especially lewd, pop your panties in the mail after a few lusty thoughts.
Cock casting kits are all the rage now. A few bucks and 60-90 seconds of time and voila, you can send your partner a custom-made cock in the mail.
8.) Prurient Play
Take web cam fun to the next level; play truth or dare, strip poker or up your bets in the plethora of online games found online. You can even find naughty naked puzzles to assemble together, nude celebrities to dress (pin the panties on Paris Hilton, anyone?), and tons of other adult online games.
9.) Smutty Shopping
Shopping is a venture usually left up to the girls, but those in long-distance relationships can use a little retail therapy of their own. Browsing through maid uniforms, vibrators, sleeves and butt plugs requires no embarrassing purse holding and no annoying trips through traffic. Besides, it’s an easy way glean insight on your lover’s little kinks.
Shop for sex toys together via IM. Browse around some online stores together and send interesting links back and forth. Is she expressing interest in that waterproof vibe? Does he like the look of that porn star’s pussy mold? Now is the time to indulge in a few gifts to keep each other sane.
10.) Motel Meet-ups
For goodness sakes, schedule some time to screw each other’s brains out if at all possible. Setting a date will give you both something to look forward to, and if you play around enough with each other in the meantime, you’ll build some hot anticipation.
Meet halfway or schedule surprise visits, even if it’s just to do it. Meeting up just for sex can take you into the realm of role-play, where you can both be anyone you want? Are you an escort and a bad boy CEO meeting up for a nooner? Cheating spouses who sneak away? There’s something really raunchy about meeting up for a motel shag. In an anonymous hotel, we can hang up the “do not disturb” sign, shed our shyness, and be as loud as we want.