tagged:

10 Most Embarrassing Sex Related Arrests

Posted by admin in Bizarre, Interesting

Sometimes human sexual desires fall outside of what typical society considers normal. For the following individuals, deviation from societal norms and laws wasn’t much of a concern. Unfortunately for them, it was a concern for law enforcement. I present, ten of the most embarrassing sex related arrests in recent memory.

1. Fiend Had ‘Sex with 400 cows’

53 year old Getulini Ferreira Paraizo was arrested in Aug 2008 after allegedly having sex with 400 cows. Paraizo told police he did not like women and that only cows turned him on, but that he chose the more tranquil animals before having sex with them. According to the police report, Paraizo was doing more than just having sex with the cows, he was torturing them, often ripping out their eyes, before having sex with them and killing them. Among the clues left behind at every scene were an empty package of the same cookies. Paraizo faces up to five years in jail.
-Source

2. Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table

In March 2008,  Art Price Jr. was arrested after a witness observed him turn over a metal picnic table and performe a sex act upon it.  This is the latest occurrence of Mr. Price engaging in sex with furniture. On four other occasions neighbors had witnessed Mr. Price copulating with other outdoor furniture. Price faces up to four charges of public indecency.
-Source

3. Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

March 04, 2008 a Polish building contractor was found naked on his knees with the business end of a hose attached to his crotch. The security guard was understandably horrified and asked the man to leave before calling his superior. The building contractor claimed he was “cleaning his underpants” a practice he said was common in Poland. He was arrested and fired shortly after the incident.
-Source

4. Man Arrested for sex with a Bicycle

Robert Stewart was found having sex with a bicycle in his public hostel room in South West Scotland in 2006. The workers who found him knocked on the door several times, but there was no reply.  When they opened the door, they saw Mr. Stewart wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down, holding a bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.  Mr. Stewart has since been sentenced to probation and has been placed on Scotland’s sex offender registry.

-Source

5. Blow-up doll sex suspect arrested in Australia

In January of 2009 a man was arrested in the northern Australian city of Cairns after breaking into an adult toy shop and having sex with blow-up dolls. The 23 year old allegedly broke into Laneway Adult Shop on several occasions to have sex with “Jungle Jane” his favorite blow up sex doll.  The man has been charged with four counts of breaking and entering. Police say DNA evidence has been recovered on one of the dolls.
-Source

6. German Phone Sex Addict Busted for 7,000 Euro Bill

In Aug 2008 Police in the German state of Lower Saxony arrested a 22 year old man who had a history of staying in hotels and calling sex phone lines for days at a time. His most recent arrest occured after a hotel worker called the police because the accused admitted he could not pay for a 7,197 euro phone bill. The phone bill was accumulated after only 6 days.

-Source

7. Man held over alleged dildo assault

In January 2009 38 year old Shaun Burke and an unnamed female accomplice of Mount Pleasant Australia were arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman by hitting her in the face repeatedly with a dildo and then tying her pet dog to a tree until it choked to death. Mr. Burke assaulted the woman with a duct tape wrapped dildo after breaking into her home with his female accomplice. The woman suffered contusions and bruising to her face. The two have been charged with robbery with violence, willful killing of an animal, and entering a dwelling with intent.
-Source

8. Cops May Have Mistakenly Nabbed Twin of Farm Animal Sex Assault Suspect

Cops arrested one of the brothers at his Dulwich, south-east London home after a grey pair of jogging pants with his DNA was found at a farm where two sheep had been sexually abused and killed. The man was arrested on suspicion of bestiality.  Unfortunatly for investigators, the DNA evidence proved to be useless, as the mans twin brother has an identical genetic profile. With no way to determine which of the brothers committed the sexual assault on the farm animals, the arrested twin was released pending further investigation.

-Source

9. Pastor Arrested for Stealing a Sex Toy

10. South Dakota Man Arrested for Sex with Street Signs

Police in Sioux Falls South Dakota arrested 60 year old Verle Peter Dills after catching him performing various sex on a traffic sign in another residents yard. After searching his home, police found a “large amount” of videos showing Dills having sex with various traffic signs. Dills has been charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy, and six counts of public indecency.
-Source