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1. Largest Penis

Who:

Why You Should Be Impressed:
In all likelihood, if you have a penis, it is about 3.5 inches flaccid (the average) and 5.5 inches (the average) fully erect. If you’re bigger, it’s quite unlikely that you are much bigger. Below is an interesting graph showing average penis size, being much larger than the average is exceedingly unlikely.

The Down Side:
Let’s face it, having a small dick is a problem, having an above average sized dick is a blessing, but having a huge freakish dick is a curse. Sure you may have some women who are turned on by your huge member, but most women cringe and grab their crotches when thinking about a penis that large fitting inside of them.

2. Largest Balls

Who:
There have been many man with incredibly large balls. While none of them were born with testicles big enough to use as a stool, they nevertheless had some massive balls. The massive testicles pictured are caused by an infestation of thread-like filarial nematode worms, that block lymphatic drainage and lead to a condition known as elephantiasis of the effected region (in this case the testicles).

Why You Should Be Impressed:
Given that most men have testicles between 14 cm³ and 35 cm³, men afflicted with elephantiasis of the testicles have balls that are several orders of magnitude larger. If that’s not impressive enough, who wouldn’t want a soft seat wherever you wanted to sit, especially if where you usually sat was the hard ground. Like this guy:

The Down Side:
While being able to win any argument over “who has the biggest balls” would be awesome, I’m not sure having two 10-20lb swinging masses between my legs would be very much fun especially since testicles this size are caused by parasitic worms infestations..

3. Most Sexual Partners

Who:
Although impossible to verify, Zeny Borak of Tokyo, Japan claims to have slept with over 200,000 men. Known for her work as a Japanese/Filipina porn star. She does mostly bukkake and gangbang movies and parties. Her goal is to have 1,000,000 sex partners before she retires from the business. She has had a gangbang with over 1,400 guys in one session (supposedly).

Why You Should Be Impressed:
The average number of sexual partners for men in a lifetime is 7. For women, it is 4. If Zeny were to accomplish her goal of 1,000,000 partners by the time she retires, assuming she has 20 years left, and has already slept with 200,000, she needs to sleep with another 800,000 in the next 20 years. This means she needs to average around 110 sexual partners per day, for the next 20 years, an unlikely feat.

The Down Side:
After 1,000,000 men, it’s not very likely her vagina will look anything like it’s supposed to. Can you develop calluses in a vagina? Also, an estimated 1 in 4 has some type of sexually transmitted disease or infection. With rates like this, it’s an almost absolute certainty that Zeny is infected with several dangerous STD’s.

One last gross fact:
Zeny specializes in bukkake, and in her words:

“The average male ejaculation is about 1 tablespoon (1/2 oz) By my approximate calculations, of the 203,765 partners cumming on me during bukkake, I have swallowed about 101,883 ounces of semen or roughly 796 gallons of cum”

The average bathtub holds around 80 gallons, so that’s about 10 bathtubs full.

4. Largest Vagina

Who:
The largest vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7′ 8″ at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today.

Why You Should Be Impressed:
On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke’s cranium measured about 19 inches in circumference, so we estimate the minimum dilation of Swan’s passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That’s pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.

The Down Side:
Having a gaping vagina, or a partner with one isn’t something anyone would appreciate, except for possibly Jonah Falcon. So if you don’t have a 12 inch penis, stay away from women who are over 7 feet tall.

5. Diphallia

What:
Diphallia is a very rare condition of the male genitalia. Essentially it is a male born with two penises. With only around 1,000 reported cases ever, it happens once in about 5.5 million men in the United States.

Why You Should Be Impressed:
If you enjoy your penis as much as most men, I’m sure it’s pretty easy for you to imagine all sort of benefits of having a second one. Alongside the additional pleasure, having two penises would enable all sorts of interesting sexual scenarios that are not possible with just one. Imagine dual penetrating, or having sex while being jacked off at the same time. Also, urine is often passed through both penises at once, which has to be one of the coolest tricks ever.

The Down Side:
Although there are some obvious benefits, having this condition also probably means that you suffer from duplication of other parts of your body giving you an increased risk for deadly abnormalities of other organs. Spina Bifida is also very common among men with Diphallia.

6. Polymastia

What:
As you probably know, most mammals have more than two nipples, and more than one set of mammary glands. Mammals have so called “milk lines”, or two parallel lines, formed by thickenings of the epidermis (the mammary ridge) along the ventral surface of both sexes. They extend from the upper limbs to the lower limbs and are developed in the embryo. They give rise to the mammary glands and nipples but are otherwise usually not visible in the adult. In some human cases, more than two sets of mammary tissue can fully develop resulting in more than two breasts.

Why You Should Be Impressed:
Polymastia isn’t as uncommon as you might think. Many people have a “third nipple”, you might have one and not even know, they often look similar to moles. Although third nipples are not uncommon, fully developed additional breasts are quite uncommon. In extremely rare cases, extra breasts may appear ectopically on the neck, face, upper arm, shoulder, back, buttock, hip, vulva, perineum, thigh, or even foot. The image to the right depicts a woman with several fully functioning, lactating breasts.

The Down Side:
This is one of those cases where more does not equal better. Multiple breasts on a woman would have me imagining she was at least a small percentage bovine.

7. True Hermaphroditism

What:
Hermaphroditism is the medical term for intersex conditions where a person is born with both male and female sexual tissues or organs. External genitalia are often ambiguous and vary depending on the amount of testosterone produced by the testicular tissue during fetal development.

Why You Should Be Impressed:
While most hermaphrodites are infertile, it is theoretically possible (though undocumented) for a true hermaphrodite to have two functioning types of gonadal tissue. This means that self impregnation could be possible.

The Down Side:
While theoretical asexual reproduction may sound like an awesome ability, true hermaphrodites often face difficult lives. At birth, their gender is often decided for them by doctors. The assigned gender is often not who they truly feel themselves to be, often leading to distress later in life.

8. Expanded Orgasm

What:
Expanded orgasm is a sexual experience that goes above and beyond what is usually experienced in the average orgasm. It includes sensations that are full-bodied and that last from a few minutes to many hours. Features of expanded orgasm include energetic sensations and contractions over the whole body. It is often described as an altered state of consciousness that brings about deep emotional release. Expanded orgasm is experienced most often by practitioners of Tantric sex.

Why You Should Be Impressed:
The average male orgasm lasts 3-5 seconds, and the average female orgasm lasts 5-8 seconds. Imagine experiencing the feeling of an orgasm for several minutes or several hours. Pleasure on that level would likely only be rivaled by very powerful illicit drugs.

The Down Side:
There really isn’t a down side to expanded orgasm other than possibly addiction to it. I suppose another downside could be chemical imbalance after the fact, considering the huge amounts of pleasure inducing chemicals released into your brain for prolonged periods of time.

9. Sexsomnia

What:
Sexsomnia is a disorder that causes you to perform sex acts during your sleep, fully unaware of doing so. The behavior may be confined to your bedroom, or you might actually leave your house, sleepwalk to your lovers house and have a night of mind blowing sex that you won’t remember in the morning. Also known as “arousal parasomnia”, this legitimate sleep disorder is caused by a miscommunication between the mind and body during the 4th and 5th stages of REM sleep.

Why You Should Be Impressed:
While you are struggling to get girls to sleep with you while you are wide awake, there are men out there getting laid while literally being asleep. Also, men who have this disorder are often excused from behavior that normally would have been condemned by their significant others because these men did not consciously perform these acts.

The Down Side:
While having sex during sleep might be cool in theory, there are undoubtedly many possibilities for trouble. Aside from the inherent dangers of sleepwalking, there is a distinct chance that you might end up sleeping with someone you never meant to or wanted to. Just imagine your last sex dream, and how badly things would have gone if you had actually been doing the things you were dreaming about.

10. Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

What:
Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome is a condition characterized by spontaneous and persistent genital arousal. This arousal occurs with or without orgasm and genital engorgement and is often unrelated to feelings of desire. It is not related to hypersexuality or nymphomania, its sufferers are simply always aroused, but not necessarily feeling sexual.

Why You Should Be Impressed:
Although there are only a few reported cases of PSAS, those who do suffer from it report having several hundred orgasms per day. Michelle Thompson (pictured right), a woman with the condition reports having in excess of 300 orgasms per day. That’s roughly an average of one orgasm every 5 minutes.

The Down Side:
Physical arousal caused by this syndrome can be very intense and persist for extended periods, days or weeks at a time. Orgasm can sometimes provide temporary relief, but within hours the symptoms return. The symptoms can be debilitating, preventing concentration on mundane tasks. Some situations, such as riding in an automobile or train, vibrations from mobile phones, and even going to the toilet can aggravate the syndrome unbearably.