With as much attention as it gets you would think the loss of one’s virginity as being a momentous, near-religious experience. But the sad truth is that, with very few exceptions, that moment is usually fraught with clumsy moves, high levels of anxiety, and more often than not the overwhelming feeling of, “So, that was it?” But the fantastic thing about getting that all-important V-Card signed, stamped and filed away is it leaves open a whole new realm of fantastic firsts to be taken off your sexual bucket list. Here’s a few to look forward to.
Open Season
Whatever the locale; a beach, public restroom, or your backseat, getting in on in public makes for a sensual experience. The thrill of the quickie combined with the threat of public indecency is explosive. Having to look over one shoulder the entire time amps up the action, and in the case of the classic car scenario there’s just something sexy about fogging up the windows that everybody needs to try.
Play for the Other Team
Even if you’ve got years of sexual experience under your belt, it can be just as exciting as the first time to take on a partner of the same gender. Having to relearn the mechanics of pleasing the person you’re in bed with forces you to change up your game and look at things in a different way. The great thing about this experience is that the clumsiness of the ‘first’ first time is negated. A woman knows what a woman likes and wants, as does a man for a man.
Moan for the Camera
The best part about this experience? Should you choose to keep the evidence, it’s immortalized forever. There’s a serious shift in the bedroom dynamic if you decide to call lights, camera, action. Even when things get intense you’re constantly aware that above all you’re a performer in your very own, steamy little porno.
The Celebrity Encounter
Okay, so a good portion of the earth’s population is never going to get a chance to bed Johnny Depp or Angelina Jolie. But even if your target is only a D-list celebrity, the fact that you get to say you did it with that guy from I Love the 80s is bound to make for a surprisingly fun first. Even if your bedmate turns out to be a dud, it’s kind of like having a dirty little secret.
Ex Sex
The right combination of knowing all of a person’s sexual quirks and being able to crawl out of bed and out the door can be a lethal combination. The waters here are tricky, especially if one or both parties still have feelings for the other. But the right amount of anger and horny frustration can be an explosive mix. Ex Sex is made even more alluring by the fact that it really should only be a one-time thing, or run the risk of making a messy break-up even messier.
Anonymous
You meet eyes in a smoky bar, and a few shots of tequila later you stumble off somewhere for the sort of hot and steamy encounter that leaves you, the next morning, with a hangover and the realization that you have no idea who they were or what you did. Long after you’ve forgotten their name, if you even knew it to begin with, you’ll remember your first night stand.
Fit to be Tied
Have you been bad? Given that it takes a huge amount of trust to delve into the realm of whips and chains, your first bondage experience can be terrifying, thrilling, and sexy as hell. Some people love it so much that they forever give up on ‘Vanilla’ sex, while others adopt it as a casual bedtime hobby. Even if playing Master is a one-time thing, it’s definitely one for the list.
Two’s Company, Three’s Even Better
Behold the elusive threesome. As many people pursue it as are those repulsed by it, but if the circumstances are right the threesome is definitely worth doing. Although being a threesome virgin comes with it’s own degree of awkwardness–what to do with all those extra parts? Who’s going first, doing what?–there’s something to be said for a team effort. The best part of the threesome is that there are so many kinds to try that you won’t soon run out of firsts. Two guys and a girl, two girls and a guy, or three of a kind…
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