Comments on: Adult Surfers Guide to the Internet http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html Your Not So Average Sexuality Blog Fri, 05 Aug 2011 20:59:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-18187 Anonymous Thu, 21 Jul 2011 20:33:25 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-18187 Good to see a tlnaet at work. I can't match that. Good to see a tlnaet at work. I can’t match that.

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-18117 Anonymous Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:58:17 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-18117 then your not to smart then huh lol then your not to smart then huh lol

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-17944 Anonymous Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:33:24 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-17944 yea, nah. i've infected two computers looking for stuff. the ff is crap. better off with word of mouth that this. didn't mention ccleaner which has DoD level erasure. and above. also non of this mentioned anon surfing. YOUR IP is showing. yea, nah. i’ve infected two computers looking for stuff. the ff is crap. better off with word of mouth that this. didn’t mention ccleaner which has DoD level erasure. and above.
also non of this mentioned anon surfing. YOUR IP is showing.

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-17508 Anonymous Sat, 19 Mar 2011 22:32:01 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-17508 That's Alt+255 (on the keypad). That’s Alt+255 (on the keypad).

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-17469 Anonymous Sat, 12 Mar 2011 08:18:32 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-17469 1 – If you want to get some, “you figure it out.” 2 – Imagine those lips on your (area) while I’m kissing you, you should get you hot. 3 – If my body responds to what you are doing, listen! 4 – Stop kicking us out of bed the minute your condom if full! 5 – Please! You are way to uncomfortably hot to sleep on top of me. What am I? A mattress? 6 – It’s not just about men either :P 7 – If you act more like a gentleman, I will act more like a porn star! 8 – I agree. 9 – This sends me back to my response on number 3. All is equal! 10 – You must be boring me. Why should I even try at this point? 11 – I have to say, this is most men’s “graceful undressing”. I love it! 12 – Then shave your chest and a?? too. No one wants to get that stuck in their teeth either! 13 – Ditto! 14 – Contrary to popular belief, that is all we want. In order to not look like we are “sl**s” we pretend to care. 15 – Please! Knee pads… lay the f*** down on the bed before I push you down! 16 – Again, pay attention to how my body responds WHILE I make the sexual “c*m f*** me” noises you love. 17 – If you end up back at my place for sex, you got lucky. You knew you had game. You bring the damn condoms! 18 – And when I smack you in the face and shove my fist in your ass, you can’t be offended either ;) 19 – Then make it comfortable. If I have to run from the law, I’M OUT!!!! 20 - If it feels good, then it doesn’t matter how long it takes! 21 – No means “NO!” 22 – “You can DO IT!” 23 – Then lights some candles to cover your stinky room… get both things accomplished at one time. 24 – Then don’t cry when we do “The reverse cowgirl”! 25 – If I’m bored, it’s YOUR FAULT! Pick up your game! 26 – Why should we make your job any easier? What else do you have to do? You usse your fingers and thumbs on game controllers? Really??? 27 – But his fingers don’t want to move that way. “WTF!” 28 – Some rubbing… touching… dry humping… YAWN… “I’m tired.” Pre-coital SHIT! SUCK IT! 29 – Let’s take turns, but I’m first. 30 – He has 30 seconds, if not, I’m going home. 31 – Sometimes you have to, wait… refer to 26 (for yourself bunghole!) 32 – OOO, for a second time /agree! 33 – Well, to be fair… you ate asparagus! 34 – Are you trying to poke my eye out!? If you can’t get it through the boobies and into my mouth, FAIL! 35 – Would it hurt to pretend? “Mmmm, I could shatter at any moment. F*** me gently…” 36 – Yeah but if we ACTUALLY called it Making butt monkey bo bo”… you wouldn’t like it so much! 37 – “I remember that one time when you kicked a midget… FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!” 38 – Well if you and your so awesomely good looking friend would like to spend a little time with me, so be it ;) 39 – C*M ALREADY! 40 – Then don’t ask us to claw you like we are virgins so you can show off to your friends! 41 – Why must you make shit up? If you can fucking spell your name in the fucking snow you can aim away when Jizzing! 42 – NOW you want us to lie to you? Whatever 43 – Well you just asked us to fulfill your need to believe that you are “doing everything right” earlier. Why not now? Bunghole! 44 – And ball sweat doesn’t? If you don’t shower ten minutes before we get it on… go “freshin’ up”… NOW! 45 - Scaredy cat! You are just afraid you will like it and you don’t want to try and explain why you do! PHOBE! 46 – You expect us to be “ladies in the streets” but a freak in the sheets… yet you don’t pay to buy new sheets for OUR generous actions? What else do you expect? 47 – Yet you want us to be as beautiful as you when we are older? Fuck me ugly or old. Or just don’t fuck me at all! 48 – With your small sense of smell we know you can’t smell what could possibly be molding in the sheets you so feel are clean since you washed them 8 months ago, but now is the time Pinocchio 49 – Well said! 50 – We are more tired of this question which is the equivalent of: “Did you cum?” REALLY??? 1 – If you want to get some, “you figure it out.”
2 – Imagine those lips on your (area) while I’m kissing you, you should get you hot.
3 – If my body responds to what you are doing, listen!
4 – Stop kicking us out of bed the minute your condom if full!
5 – Please! You are way to uncomfortably hot to sleep on top of me. What am I? A mattress?
6 – It’s not just about men either :P
7 – If you act more like a gentleman, I will act more like a porn star!
8 – I agree.
9 – This sends me back to my response on number 3. All is equal!
10 – You must be boring me. Why should I even try at this point?
11 – I have to say, this is most men’s “graceful undressing”. I love it!
12 – Then shave your chest and a?? too. No one wants to get that stuck in their teeth either!
13 – Ditto!
14 – Contrary to popular belief, that is all we want. In order to not look like we are “sl**s” we pretend to care.
15 – Please! Knee pads… lay the f*** down on the bed before I push you down!
16 – Again, pay attention to how my body responds WHILE I make the sexual “c*m f*** me” noises you love.
17 – If you end up back at my place for sex, you got lucky. You knew you had game. You bring the damn condoms!
18 – And when I smack you in the face and shove my fist in your ass, you can’t be offended either ;)
19 – Then make it comfortable. If I have to run from the law, I’M OUT!!!!
20 – If it feels good, then it doesn’t matter how long it takes!
21 – No means “NO!”
22 – “You can DO IT!”
23 – Then lights some candles to cover your stinky room… get both things accomplished at one time.
24 – Then don’t cry when we do “The reverse cowgirl”!
25 – If I’m bored, it’s YOUR FAULT! Pick up your game!
26 – Why should we make your job any easier? What else do you have to do? You usse your fingers and thumbs on game controllers? Really???
27 – But his fingers don’t want to move that way. “WTF!”
28 – Some rubbing… touching… dry humping… YAWN… “I’m tired.” Pre-coital SHIT! SUCK IT!
29 – Let’s take turns, but I’m first.
30 – He has 30 seconds, if not, I’m going home.
31 – Sometimes you have to, wait… refer to 26 (for yourself bunghole!)
32 – OOO, for a second time /agree!
33 – Well, to be fair… you ate asparagus!
34 – Are you trying to poke my eye out!? If you can’t get it through the boobies and into my mouth, FAIL!
35 – Would it hurt to pretend? “Mmmm, I could shatter at any moment. F*** me gently…”
36 – Yeah but if we ACTUALLY called it Making butt monkey bo bo”… you wouldn’t like it so much!
37 – “I remember that one time when you kicked a midget… FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!”
38 – Well if you and your so awesomely good looking friend would like to spend a little time with me, so be it ;)
39 – C*M ALREADY!
40 – Then don’t ask us to claw you like we are virgins so you can show off to your friends!
41 – Why must you make shit up? If you can fucking spell your name in the fucking snow you can aim away when Jizzing!
42 – NOW you want us to lie to you? Whatever
43 – Well you just asked us to fulfill your need to believe that you are “doing everything right” earlier. Why not now? Bunghole!
44 – And ball sweat doesn’t? If you don’t shower ten minutes before we get it on… go “freshin’ up”… NOW!
45 – Scaredy cat! You are just afraid you will like it and you don’t want to try and explain why you do! PHOBE!
46 – You expect us to be “ladies in the streets” but a freak in the sheets… yet you don’t pay to buy new sheets for OUR generous actions? What else do you expect?
47 – Yet you want us to be as beautiful as you when we are older? Fuck me ugly or old. Or just don’t fuck me at all!
48 – With your small sense of smell we know you can’t smell what could possibly be molding in the sheets you so feel are clean since you washed them 8 months ago, but now is the time Pinocchio

49 – Well said!

50 – We are more tired of this question which is the equivalent of: “Did you cum?” REALLY???

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-17391 Anonymous Sun, 27 Feb 2011 11:07:30 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-17391 on the topic of privacy: I am somewhat surprised no one has mentioned TrueCrypt. You simply create a encrypted volume to hide your files in. I can recommend putting a portable browser in there too and using only that browser for your fapping surfing. Then you can comfigure it to your needs and have extensive bookmarks and so on, safely stored. If yoo need to be more secure you can put portable versions of other software there too, like a video player, a picture viewer, exra copy of utorrent... on the topic of privacy:
I am somewhat surprised no one has mentioned TrueCrypt. You simply create a encrypted volume to hide your files in. I can recommend putting a portable browser in there too and using only that browser for your fapping surfing. Then you can comfigure it to your needs and have extensive bookmarks and so on, safely stored. If yoo need to be more secure you can put portable versions of other software there too, like a video player, a picture viewer, exra copy of utorrent…

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-16874 Anonymous Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:42:13 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-16874 Using 'site:rapidshare.com' is not going to find you much, you are far better off with "rapidshare.com" [search term] and make sure to use the quotes in google or you'll get massive amounts of spam. If you know the specific name of a movie you want then your chances are better, generic porn categories are going to produce a lot of generic results. Also that same method in an image search (with safe search off obviously) will work nicely since forums containing the content will usually have thumbnails so you can see at a glance ones with genuine content. Be aware that whilst the term 'rapidshare' will produce a lot of results the site itself is \on the decline, largely due to their aggressive deletion policy. As such a lot of content is on sites like fileserve.com and oron.com instead. Premium accounts with these sites are not terribly expensive but I would be careful which you choose since with so much competition and legal issues they may not be around or popular for long. Using ‘site:rapidshare.com’ is not going to find you much, you are far better off with “rapidshare.com” [search term] and make sure to use the quotes in google or you’ll get massive amounts of spam. If you know the specific name of a movie you want then your chances are better, generic porn categories are going to produce a lot of generic results.

Also that same method in an image search (with safe search off obviously) will work nicely since forums containing the content will usually have thumbnails so you can see at a glance ones with genuine content.

Be aware that whilst the term ‘rapidshare’ will produce a lot of results the site itself is \on the decline, largely due to their aggressive deletion policy. As such a lot of content is on sites like fileserve.com and oron.com instead. Premium accounts with these sites are not terribly expensive but I would be careful which you choose since with so much competition and legal issues they may not be around or popular for long.

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-15663 Anonymous Tue, 04 Jan 2011 20:51:41 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-15663 http://filestube.com is best for searching all the file dumps. I have a rare fetish and I can always find something through it. JDownloader to download the stuff. http://filestube.com is best for searching all the file dumps.
I have a rare fetish and I can always find something through it.
JDownloader to download the stuff.

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-10524 Anonymous Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:26:24 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-10524 1. Theres porn everywhere, on almost everyones PC. It built the internet. Dont be ashamed of your perviness. 2. free porn sites will infest your pc with malware, stay away. 3. If you go to an irc channel, read their forums and tutorials, or you could end up getting yourself banned from a good resource. 1. Theres porn everywhere, on almost everyones PC. It built the internet. Dont be ashamed of your perviness.

2. free porn sites will infest your pc with malware, stay away.

3. If you go to an irc channel, read their forums and tutorials, or you could end up getting yourself banned from a good resource.

]]> By: Anonymous http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/adult-surfers-guide-to-the-internet.html#comment-10523 Anonymous Fri, 02 Jul 2010 06:38:10 +0000 http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/?p=341#comment-10523 Another tip for downloading from Rapidshare. Here is a bookmarklet that makes it much easier. http://savanttools.com/RapidShare-AutoWait.asp Another tip for downloading from Rapidshare. Here is a bookmarklet that makes it much easier.

http://savanttools.com/RapidShare-AutoWait.asp

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