It seems that as we forge into the 21st Century people are becoming more and more advanced. With online video taking over anything and everything in it’s path, and media in general trying to learning new ways to reinvent itself as a marketable item again, the old way of analog is over. As this is true for the way we are consuming media, it’s also becoming true with sex, and most importantly of all, how we have it.
Rapidly. That seems to be the current trend of how we are consuming sex. By the ages of 14-15, 10 percent of boys say they’ve had vaginal sex. Lucky them. You should also be weary of what a 14 year old boy would lie about to seem more well informed and mature from not wanting to wait to grow up. That having been said, by the ages of 16-17, the numbers jump to 30 percent. A nice way to think of this is, the next time you drop Johnny off at soccer practice, take a look at the team. At least two of the squad has seen some action and they’ve only been driving for under a year in most states.
It would be said that an Italian man, especially Sicilian, would never go down on his wife. In the archaic 20th century, there was just no need for it. Well, with women from the ages of 25-29, 88 percent say they now have received oral sex from a man, 72 of that percent in the last year. It’s about time. But men do have it better in these categories as usual with 91 percent ages 25-29 saying they’ve received a mouth hug, 77 percent said in the last year.
Homosexuality has always been condemned as something evil, and if in small towns in the middle of nowhere, only naturally does it just seem as so. Asking certain people about such lifestyles and the conjured response one would likely receive was something along the lines of, “It’s an ‘exit’, not an entrance”. That philosophy, like the concept of the CD, was so 90’s. It is said that 11 percent of men from the ages of 20-24 say they’ve received anal sex. On the other hand, or hole, by ages of 18-19, 10 percent of men say they’ve performed fellatio. The number does drop later on between their 20s and 30s, though. Women, as a general rule of thumb, never know what they want. The gap between trying gay sex and sticking with it is greater. From ages 20 to 49, the number of women who say they’ve licked the bearded clam ranges from 10 to 14 percent, while the number who say they’ve done it in the last year is more in the ballpark of a quarter to that number.
From behind we get to the statistics of anal sex. Sorry, but it was just that easy. In the oh-so-long-ago 20th century (1992), 16 percent of women aged 18-24 said they’d tried anal sex. Now, with the Internet, 20 percent ages 18-19 say they’ve done it, and by 20-24, the number is 40 percent. In 1992, the highest percentage of women in any age group who copped to any ass-play was 33. In lowly 2002, it was 35. And now, the Y generation is proud to announce 46!
Here’s the thing, in the past year women in their 20s to 30s have had anal sex, one third of them in the last month. The way these rates are going, if a savvy investor, you would purchase stock in manufactures of anal everything; beads, lube, dildos, plugs, and yes, gerbils. Other news that will, umm, excite men, is that this is what women are reporting. If anything, they’re probably understating the truth.
You love me, and I will let you love me. For I am the bearer (and Journal of Sexual Medicine) of good, no, great news! Among women who had vaginal sex in their last encounter, the percentage who said they reached orgasm was 65; those who received oral sex, a mere 81… but the gentlemen who graciously bestowed their cocks to thine own woman’s ass had the pleasure of a 94 percent approval rating in the orgasm department. Anal beats conventional sex (which, in our defense, half the men probably aren’t even doing it correctly), as well as oral!
Unfortunately, women aren’t as awesome as we had figured. They’re awesome in the sense that, the reason they had a 94 percent orgasm rate wasn’t from the anal itself, or, at all. “Women who were getting what they wanted were more likely to indulge their partners’ wishes. It wasn’t the anal sex that caused the orgasms. It was the orgasms that caused the anal sex.”
Basically, women are already planning on how they can come out ahead, even if we get something as stupid as their anal cavity for a prize. It’s like the child in the marriage. Them saying they have an emotional bond/tie is bullshit, they’d just be cut loose and have to go out and work if divorced. This is not to say that anal whores aren’t strong, independent women, or even men who sit around all day on welfare. It’s just welcoming you to the next tier of bargaining ground… an era of digitization and MP3s known as the 21st century.
Source: http://www.slate.com/id/2269951/
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