Author Archives: Kristie
My First Boner! The TV Stars That Made Your Remote Stand At Attention.
When you were in junior high the chances are high that the girls had mustaches, mosquito bites for boobs and smelled a bit like chicken soup. There wasn’t a lot of material to jerk off to. You had a choice: TV or the dusty old Playboy’s your dad had where the models vagina’s appeared to be wearing some kind of …
Kooky-Ass Sex Urban Legends – True, False or You Decide
Urban legends about almost anything and everything have been floating around since we were picking our noses and eating it in the school yard. You probably think you have heard them all from Bloody Mary, to the kid from the Life cereal box who’s head exploded from Pop Rocks and Coca Cola (In actuality it was probably crack rocks and …
The Caste System Of Sex
When embarking upon a mission for ass, we are all guilty of making mistakes. It is hard out there because looks can be deceiving. It’s like Christmas, when you get a huge box wrapped in amazing holographic snowman paper with a huge green bow and when you open it-TUBE SOCKS! Too bad their wasn’t some kind of manual or governmental …
Hottest Women Around the World – Lebanon Edition
Lebanon, a place of mystery and wonder. A country with rich history in literature,philosophy and possibly oil. When you think of Lebanon chances are you think of camels, war and a lot of ladies with their boobs covered up. WRONG! Lebanon is a hot bed for hotter than the desert chicks, Hijab free. The capital Beirut is considered the Paris …
Jenna Jameson The Movie- Who Would Be Jenna?
Jenna Jameson. The queen of porn. Her repertoire is ridiculous. Jenna has starred in 110 films since 1994 and there is no doubt about her skills being the best in the game. While there is not one woman in this world that can ever “be” Jenna their has been talk about turning her 2004 New York Times bestseller “How to …
Fuck-O-Meter. How Well Do Celebs Fuck?
Celebrity culture. It rules our society. We are given a full run down of what these celebutards ate for dinner, bought on Rodeo Drive, how big their shit was last night. We even know their salaries, but have you ever wondered what it would be like to get head from Megan Fox or what it would be like to stick …
10 Ways To Get Some Hipster Trash Ass- Trust Me It’s Easy
You have seen her before. Black stringy hair, pale skin, coke bottle glasses. She is greasy and wasted. Her nipples showing through her Urban Outfitter tank top. She smokes American Spirit cigarettes and thinks she is too fucking cool for school.
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