Let’s start off admitting that every guy has pondered this at some point in their life. You meet a girl and you realize she is good to go or DTF or ready to hop in the sack…whatever, she’s a player. The only issue is that she isn’t the 10 you recall from the nightclub…she is more of a Quasimodo, and it’s time to figure out where to hide this woman for your one and most likely only date. Here are our top 3 picks:
Movie Theater:
This should seem like the most obvious choice to every guy, and that’s because it’s one of the best. From the woman’s point of view, you are taking her out for a nice quiet evening and you’re spending some cute alone time together watching a movie. The truth of the matter is you are going to a dark hole for a couple hours where you don’t need to speak or look at her. All you need is to occasionally laugh with her, tell her you’re having a good time, and throw some popcorn at her. Before you know it you’re heading back to your apartment for a nice happy ending.
Chinese Food:
You can most certainly believe nobody is going to find you hiding out in the local Hunan Cottage or Dim Sum Palace or whatever fried rice hiding hole you go to. This is a great choice because you are still taking the walrus out for a meal, and you won’t spend much money either. A little General Tso’s chicken and some egg rolls followed by the creme-of-some-young-guy (say it a few times fast, you’ll get it).
Dave & Buster’s / Nathan’s / Chucky Cheese:
Dave & Buster’s or a Nathan’s or even a Chucky Cheese is a great way to hide the 1-time hump & dump and still look like a cool cat. This date will make you look original and like you are interested in doing fun activities together. Even the ugliest, dumpiest girl can be good at skee-ball and air hockey. So if nothing else, you can have a little competitive gaming going on, and before you know it, the date is over and your wife for the night is ready to slob your knob for showing her such a grand old fun evening. Hee-Haw!
By Mr. Boy Toy
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