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13

Sep
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/stand-up-comedy-laughing-in-the-face-of-a-no-show.html
Stand-Up Comedy: Laughing in the Face of a No-Show

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If you make it through your dating life without getting stood up, go write a book about it. They’ll make it into a movie. For the rest of us, I find it best to learn how to find some humor out of the situation. While, yeah, it’s annoying that you gussied yourself up for no reason, and possibly embarrassing to …...Continue Reading »

01

Sep
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/locker-room-etiquette.html
Locker Room Etiquette

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Whether you’re a hard-bodied gym rat or a timid first-timer, there are some unspoken rules you need to know about how to conduct yourself in a locker room. While many gyms may have some rules posted (towel up, no spray-on scents or deoderants, etc.) these laws only cover the basics, leaving the intricacies and awkward situations for you to figure …...Continue Reading »

18

Aug
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/the-married-man%e2%80%99s-take-on-the-groom%e2%80%99s-role-in-getting-ready-for-the-wedding.html
The Married Man’s Take On: The Groom’s Role in Getting Ready for the Wedding

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Getting married is an incredible event in a person’s life; however, always remember the wedding is for the brides, not groom. A good groom will allow his future wife to do most of the wedding planning. Just let her do her thing because your opinion truly does not matter in most of the decision making....Continue Reading »

15

Aug
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/the-politics-of-sexting.html
The Politics of Sexting

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“What is the correct response when someone sends you a message saying they want to “lick and stick [his] penis in your bootyhole?” “What is your ETA. HAHA!” “Ok. But what if its like the second message they send you? … he actually used the word “bootyhole.””...Continue Reading »

08

Aug
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/the-life-lessons-of-threesomes.html
The Life Lessons of Threesomes

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The Accidental Sex Goddess:  Holy Threesomes Threesomes are awesome. Consider a ménage a trios, if done mindfully, they really do teach us lessons we could use in our daily lives....Continue Reading »

03

Aug
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/married-mans-take-on-guys-night-out.html
Married Man’s Take On: Guys’ Night Out

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Cherish all of your guys' nights out, because as you get older, they dwindle down each year. Friends move away, have girlfriends, get married, and have kids. They are practically in chains and can never do anything without the wife or girlfriend....Continue Reading »

02

Aug
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/rear-entry-learning-to-love-your-dirty-little-back-door.html
Rear Entry: Learning to Love Your Dirty Little Back Door

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Anal sex.  Everyone knows about it, and chances are if you haven’t tried it you or your partner have probably thought about it. Perhaps “anal?” has surfaced during pillow talk, causing your rear retreat to pucker in terror....Continue Reading »

29

Jul
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/dating-the-smallest-penis-ive-ever-seen-true-story.html
Dating the Smallest Penis I’ve Ever Seen…(True Story)

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I love sex. I really do.  For a while, I tried to hide my enjoyment of one-night stands, but i know it isn’t all that acceptable.  Or, is it?  Either way, I love sex, I love men, and I’m not ashamed of it....Continue Reading »

28

Jul
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/the-men-who-turned-into-hot-women.html
The Men Who Turned Into Hot Women

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Feminine beauty is a wonderful thing. It comes in many varieties and flavors and is defined differently by almost every individual.  Interestingly, feminine beauty is not solely the domain of genetically born women. Welcome to the world of hot women who started off playing for a different team…...Continue Reading »

27

Jul
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/the-5-weekly-sex-facts-2.html
The 5 Weekly Sex Facts

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This week students, we are going to explore such topics as how to look younger through having sex, what happens if you think you have a pretty vagina and your morning coffee. Class is in session bitches!...Continue Reading »

27

Jul
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/the-married-man%e2%80%99s-take-on-masturbation.html
The Married Man’s Take On: Masturbation

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Masturbation is as much of a God given right as life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. If you are a real man you masturbate, and marriage should not stop you. Even if you have sex with your wife on a regular basis, you should be beating your meat…...Continue Reading »

26

Jul
http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/those-freaky-pilgrims-the-strange-sexcapades-of-our-forefathers.html
Those Freaky Pilgrims: The Strange Sexcapades of our Forefathers

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Sure, everyone recalls the Pilgrims as that lovable bunch that fled to America, landed on Plymouth Rock and broke bread with the Native Americans. They created a time-honored tradition of turkey, football and boozing with loved ones. But what most people don’t know is that these Puritans weren’t so pure…...Continue Reading »

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