Crazy Sex Stories on Talk Shows

Now we have all watched this guilty little pleasure ever since the Jerry Springer show went crazy in the mid 90s.   This is what polluted our brains before the internet totally fucked us up in the head. So today we pay tribute to the craziest, wildest, most fucked up sex stories that have come out of this cesspool we call entertainment television.

Sholanda

Sholanda is not your average woman. Sure she has a loving husband and a kid, but that is where the normalcies end.  Sholanda getting back at her man one night because he didn’t take her out to dinner for her birthday decided for some revenge.  She went to a bar looking for a man to please her.  Sholanda, of course, got really drunk and cheated on her husband.  Unfortunately for her she got pregnant.  Sholanda’s husband decided to forgive her and find out who fathered this child.  Turns out Sholanda didn’t just hook up with one guy that night but 17!  Wow, I think we can classify that as a gang bang.  To further humiliate her, Maury invited her on the show to test each one of these guys.  Sholanda was sure this would be the one everytime one of the men were on the show and then would cry in a fit of despair.  Sadly Sholanda never did find the man who impregnated her.  Her husband still loves her and the baby so hopefully this will have a nice ending and not screw the innocent kid up to much.  But look at this video it is hilarious on so many different levels to Maury telling the audience  not to judge Sholanda to the Brady Bunch cast of Sholanda’s lovers to the fall at the end and it is all in a span of 42 seconds!

Kabani

In May 2006, The Jerry Springer Show aired an episode entitled “Bizarre Fetishes”. In this episode we were introduced to Kabani, who was brought out in a wading pool full of gravy and mashed potatoes. She said she caters to men who love big, black women.  Lately she’s been helping a guy named Bill who has a food fetish and is bored in his marriage. Bill came out wearing just boxers and jumped in the pool with her. Then he poured gravy all over himself and licked the gravy off Kabani. Bill told Jerry that all the food reminds him of his mother. Later in the show, Bill was confronted by his wife, Rachel, who lost over a hundred pounds with gastric bypass surgery. She said the whole situation was disgusting.

Alex, Remy, and Samantha

Despite being born a female, Alex always felt like she was born in the wrong body and had a sex change. On her appearance on The Ricki Lake Show, Alex showcased her new look complete with a beard and mustache. After talking about her life living as a man, he introduced his girlfriend, Remy. Remy is also transgendered. Born as a male, Remy became female and later fell in love with Alex. After Alex and Remy profess their love for each other to Ricki, Ricki introduces Alex’s daughter Samantha. Samantha reveals to Ricki that she now wants to have gender reassignment surgery to become a man. Samantha, soon to be James, told Ricki that her parents didn’t really have any influence on her wanting to be a male. Now that’s what I call, “one big happy transsexual family! “.

Mark and Pixel

In 1998, its production studio, USA Studios, ordered The Jerry Springer Show to edit all fights from the show. So what does The Jerry Springer Show do? They dedicate an entire show one of the most controversial and frowned-upon issues in the world, bestiality. In the episode entitled, “I Married a Horse”, we heard the story of Mark Mathew and his pony, Pixel. Mark and Pixel have been together for ten years and married for five years. During the show, Mark  gave Jerry details about their love life and the couple even had a onstage make-out session. The show was so offensive, it never aired in the U.S. After an onslaught of media attention the episode was replaced with a rerun.  Years later, clips from the episode were aired The Jerry Springer show’s 3000^th episode. The episode is also sold on VHS.

Jenny and Grace

Oprah is not one for trashy sex stories shows like the ones discussed already.  No Oprah is  a saint and cares about the people on her shows not the ratings.  Yeah all of that is just bullshit.  On this episode of Oprah we meet Jenny.  Jenny is a teacher with two kids and is married. Sounds like the same old boring crap on Oprah.  But then it comes out that Jenny is married to Grace.  Still boring lesbian stuff that we see all the time and they adopted kids no big deal.  Not this time, Jenny used to be a James a teacher who married his lover Grace and had two kids.  Wow.  Anyways Jenny says she is accepted by her family and friends.  See I always hear that from crazy people that do crazy things.  I really don’t believe it; I think people are just trying to be nice to you Jenny sorry to break it to you.  The victims in all of this are the kids and the wife but hey the wife stayed.  I am not sure if this or a cheating husband is the easiest way to run the hell away from bat shit crazy husbands.