Most sex toys can be considered a good bang for your buck (literally). During times like these for our economy, that is important. But, as with everything else, there’s also a “high end” to sex toys that those unaffected by the recession find irresistible. In this article, we will be discussing some of the adult toys for the rich and famous and otherwise wacky.
David Beckham’s present
Five years ago, Beckham’s wife, Posh Spice, was pregnant. She must have been a little irritated with all the hormones. So what does Beckham do? Buys her a $1.8 million dollar sex toy to help her stop being crazy. This platinum vibrator had a 10-carat diamond base and linked to a 16-carat diamond necklace was only 1 of 10 ever made. It is also reported Mick Jagger got one for his girlfriend as well. With this kind of money, Beckham could have gotten 63,224 of our “10 Function Hot Pink 7 inch vibrator”‘s to share with the world. The women in all our lives would be happier and Beckham could have become a symbol of love and care. – Source
The Gold Plated Lelo Yva Vibrator
This vibrator might seem like a steal after hearing about the 1.8 million dollar vibrator; however with a retail price of 1,500 dollars, this one is still pretty ridiculous . The Lelo Yva Vibrator made by the Swedes, is 18-karat gold. Oh i almost forgot, it comes with a cool box…..that makes this thing all worth it. At that price, you could get our “7 inch Vibrating Cyberflesh Dong w/balls” 53 times(rounded up) for every one of your holes and your friends – Source or Buy the Lelo Yva at Theirtoys.com
Sex Doll Collector
Sex dolls range in quality and price from $20 for a vinyl blow-up doll, to upwards of $5,000 for a top of the line lifelike doll. The $5,000+ dolls are made from silicone and look and feel incredibly realistic. So realistic in fact, that some men have actually begun to prefer silicone pussy over real pussy. Check out this guy, he has spent over 170,000 dollars on sex dolls for himself, creating a virtual harem. – Source
The Thrill Hammer
Another absurbly expensive sex toy is the ThrillHammer. This sex machine is the cats meow when it comes to pleasuring its…..lover? Ranging from 2 grand to up an insane 50 grand, this sex toy takes the cake as one of the most priciest in existence. You are probably asking, “So what do you get for 50 grand?” Well, you get: leather upholstery, hand-blown attachments, built-in aromatherapy, and even a built in vaporizer for vaporizing “herbals” to enhance the experience.- Source
Natalie Dylan is the pseudonym of a 22 year old college student from San Diego, CA who went on Howard Stern to auction off her virginity to the highest bidder. The winner would get to spend one night with her at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada where prostitution is legal. After her appearance on Stern, and subsequent appearances on talk shows such as The Tyra Banks Show, and coverage in the mainstream media, more than 10,000 people have bid on her. According to Dylan:
“I’ve had such a range of messages, from weirdos who say they love me, to those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me. I’m also getting lots of polite requests from rich businessmen. I get some men who are obviously looking for a girlfriend but I try and make it clear that this is a one-night-only offer.”
By January 2009 the highest bid had reached $3.7 million, offered by a 39 year old Australian businessman. Now that’s one expensive Hymen to play with.
The Dream Love Chair is a Korean invention that is sold to high end hotels in Japan. Japan has created a growing niche industry for “Sex Hotels” that feature a wide array of sexual devices to guests. The Dream Love Chair is the ultimate in lazy sex. It does all the work for you. A wide variety of positions is available. The DLC is very well suited for people with a physical disability, overweight or a poor health. The chair sells for 600,000 Yen or roughly $6,200 Us Dollars. Check out the NSFW video below to get a better idea of what this chair can do.
Ancient 19th Century Used Dildo
How much would you pay for a used dildo? Nothing? How about a 100+ year old dildo? Still nothing? Well, how about a 100+ year old, used, Asian, black lacquered dildo? Apparently, the correct answer to this is $1,005, the price the winning bidder paid for the 19th century black lacquered, USED dildo pictured below. This item was auctioned individually as part of a collection at Christie’s Auction House in early April 2009. -Source
In the book “The Final Mission: Mir The Human Adventure” author Pierre Kohler revealed that sexual experiments were conducted aboard a 1996 Space Shuttle mission. The experiments were meant so satisfy questions about the ease and mechanics of sex in zero gravity. NASA believes this to be valuable scientific information, especially as the duration of missions becomes longer.
The project, codenamed STS-XX tested 10 sexual positions, of which 4 were found to be viable without mechanical assistance. Those positions have not been made public.
In terms of value for money – each space shuttle mission costs $450 million – according to NASA official figures. That works out at $112.5 million per position. $450 million is a lot of money so two people can say they are part of the 250 miles high club.
Luckily, weightless sex experiments can be done more cheaply here on earth, using simulated weighlessness. Here is a great article about sex on the Weightlessness simulator plane G-Force One.
All of these sex toys seem like out of my league. Maybe if i work for another 20 years I will have saved enough money for my very own expensive toy to play with.