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Body modification is an endlessly interesting practice. From something as simple as a hair dye job, to the more bizarre (and probably painful!) process of tongue-splitting, all forms of body modification are usually, at the very least, quite interesting to feast the eye upon. All kinds of people from all over the world engage in body modification in some way, and it’s probably safe to say that tattooing is one of the most popular and widespread forms of it (not to mention one of the oldest.) And so, because of this we are no stranger to them.

We’ve all seen our fair share of tattoos. This past summer I have no IDEA how many inked legs and arms I’ve seen walking the streets of Brooklyn. But I tell you this: it is not everyday that any of us get to see an inked vagina. Or ink OF a vagina.

And on that note, let us start with pictures of people who have actually tattooed their genitals!

By having sex with this woman, you’d not only be getting laid, but you’d be skull-fucking Satan as well. Or some kind of demon. Total win, in my book, anyway.

So THAT’S what us girls look like on the inside. Cool.

If I got into a chick’s pants and found this, I’d giggle. I admit it.

I think this one speaks for itself. Or screams, in horrible pain, especially around the balls.

Lucky me? Maybe if you put your pants back on.

You have to wonder if anyone over the age of twelve would touch this guy. And then you might have to wonder if that was the goal…

Ok. NOTHING about this can mean anything good, unless good to this guy means “never getting laid again.” Honestly, it seems like it’s more of a warning than anything.

Someone has a high opinion of their vag!

Now, there’s more than one way to mix genitalia and tattoos. Observe:

The elusive and majestic penis butterfly. And look — a couple of them are pierced! Aaah!

Another penis butterfly! …on some woman’s head. Someone’s got dick on the brain, I guess.

See! Belly buttons are good for something after birth!

Well hey there…

Someone seriously loves the cock.

Now, this is the chick you want to be sitting behind in math class.

I want to make out with this woman. And then make out with her arm.

Another arm-vag. Would you, uh… lick this guy’s… vagina? I think this one is really neat, actually. Nice choice of leg/footwear here.

Keeping with the genitalia-on-arm trend, I present to you a picture of my friend Kyle. “Pursuit Until Capture” reads the banner. And really, who doesn’t want a bad-ass looking knife with a penis handle?

YET ANOTHER arm-vag. But this time it is MINE! Yes, I too sport a tattoo with visible genitalia on it. It’s not centered around the vagina, this is true. But I couldn’t imagine making this post and not including it. And my mermaid’s also got a lovely pair of breasts.

And while we’re on the subject, how about some dough penis?

The Pillsbury Doughboy simply RAVAGING Little Debbie. On a cupcake, no less. So many thumbs up; more thumbs than I can physically account for.

So there you have it! Genital-centric tats! Far more interesting than vajazzling, for sure. And… also far more permanent.