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Jenna Jameson. The queen of porn. Her repertoire is ridiculous. Jenna has starred in 110 films since 1994 and there is no doubt about her skills being the best in the game.  While there is not one woman in this world that can ever “be” Jenna their has been talk about turning her 2004 New York Times bestseller “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale” into a major motion picture. With the upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic “Inferno” causing a stir in the media, Imagine the kind of hoopla Jenna’s film would create. No disrespect to Linda, but Jenna is a beast at what she does and if there ever is a Jenna movie your movie is going to look Disney in comparison.

Hilary Duff

Yeah! That’s right. I said it. Hilary Duff. She looks like Jenna’s little sister.  I have spent numerous hours debating this with my Jenna aficionado friends and they all agree. Hilary would look perfect sucking on Peter North. Hilary was even recently caught giving her husband Mike Comrie some oral relief on a balcony. From Lizzie to Jizzie.

Aubrey O’Day

Aubrey is fucking hot. She has got that look in her eyes that says “I want you to fuck me raw.” When Aubrey appeared in a raunchy spread for Complex magazine in 2008 every man and his danity kane payed close attention. There are even rumors of Jenna herself being hot for Audrey leading to a dirty lesbian romp. Scissor position included.

Scarlett Johannson

Lips. Tits. Hips. And the only girl that can act in this bracket. She is also Jenna’s choice for the role. Jenna was quoted saying “We’re looking at Scarlett. She’s my choice. I think she’s beautiful. Scarlett has been itching to show her snatch in a movie for a while now and what better opportunity than playing the queen of porn? I think Scar is a smart choice because every male in the universe will have to see this film. I feel bad for the employees of the local cinema having to clean up what they think is sticky soda off the floor.

Heidi Montag

Heidi has no real talent but she has drive. She will do almost anything to secure her spot in the Los Angeles socialite crowd. She is dying to be in a box office hit (have you seen her Transformers audition tape, YIKES!) and even has a real life suitcase pimp named Spencer Pratt. I don’t think she could play Jenna per se , but she would do an amazing job in the scene where Jenna reveals her blow up doll to the world. I am on the fence about Heidi but with a supposed sex tape being shopped around who am I to judge until I see her in action.

Megan Fox

Every time I see Megan Fox I think to myself “This girl is Jenna Jameson’s brunette twin”. They have the same exact nose, lips and chin. The mouth is exact. Which leads me to how amazing Megan’s mouth would look wrapped around a cock or some big ass titties. If I were a casting director I would get Megan on my casting couch and have her show me her skills. Megan even wants to have sex with Jenna! Megan gushed in GQ “She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna. Oh boy.” Maybe they can even shoot a scene together. I will pray to the god’s every night that Megan will be the choice to play Jenna, until then I will masturbate on the thought.

Jenna as a brunette. Now just picture Megan as a blonde! PERFECTION!

Who do you think is the best choice to play Jenna Jameson?

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