Cherish all of your guys’ nights out, because as you get older, they dwindle down each year. Friends move away, have girlfriends, get married, and have kids. They are practically in chains and can never do anything without the wife or girlfriend.
I am not sure if the wife and girlfriend do not allow them to go out with the boys, or if they are pussy whipped and refuse to leave them. If they have a child, wave good-bye, because it is essentially like an 10 year prison sentence.
Every guy who is married or in a relationship needs to have at least 3-4 guys’ nights a month. However, realistically it is more like 1-2. If your wife or girlfriend gives you shit about hanging out with the boys, leave them. Never ever let your significant other dictate your life. Once your balls are cut off by a woman, you might as well as end your existence on this earth.
Additionally, guys night out means no wives or girlfriends. If you have friends that bring their wives or girlfriends to a guys’ night out, torture them to the point where they are in tears, and eventually delete them from your group of friends.
Personally, I would totally be down for 3-4 guys’ night out a month, but it does not happen. I blame everyone else. When people get married or are in relationships, they totally change who they are. I have no problem telling my wife I am going out with the boys. She can go hang out with her friends or stay home.
It also pisses me off when these pathetic losers free themselves to hang out, but have to lie to their wife or girlfriend about what they are doing. If I am going to a strip club to see boobs, I tell my wife I am going to the strip club to see boobs. If she has a problem with it, too bad. If you are with someone who does not let you go to a strip club, you should not be with them. Men making it rain on 18 year old strippers is a fundamental right.
As much as I enjoy going to strip clubs, my favorite thing to do with the boys is go to a bar or club. I first want to state that I do not encourage men to cheat on their wife or girlfriend; however, meeting and talking is not cheating. My number one rule when going out with the guys, is no rings, especially when with other singles. No group of girls wants to talk to a bunch of guys with rings on their fingers, and yes they are all checking for it. A ring on your finger serves as the biggest cockblock for your single buddies looking to get laid.
An exemplary married friend will serve as a quality wing man. I love this job because I get to see if I still have game. I think my game is better now that I am married. There is no fear factor because I am married. Finally, if I see a girl becoming seriously interested, I will drop the line that I am married, and throw her off on the single friend. My number one goal of the night is to get my friend laid. If that happens, it is a fantastic night.
My advice for everyone is to find friends who are single. They lead the bachelor life which your dumb ass gave up by getting married or having a girlfriend. It is also extremely beneficial to see how people, not like you, live. I wish all my friends were single. Single guys go out all night drinking, hit on chicks, eventually hit the jackpot on one of them, and bring them home to slam them. No phone calls. See you never, lovely meeting you. It certainly is a marvelous life…
Check out this cool quiz to see if “Boys Night Out” is creating a rift between you and your woman.
By Rob Bonanni
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