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I am writing this post from 25,000 feet. There is a beautiful flight attendant with this most voluptuous ass I’ve ever seen, and I’m trying to resist the urge to touch it. I suddenly understand the temptation that Adam and Eve must have felt, staring at the apple all day, wanting to bite it.

There is something about flying: the movement, the majesty (the flight attendant’s ass?)  that has me meditating on the infamous mile-high club.

The Definition

I’ve always thought that to become a member of the mile-high club one must have sex on a plane! Getting kissed, stroked, or fondled doesn’t count; however Wikipedia (the source for all truth) states, “There is no known formally constituted club so named. However, since ‘membership’ of the ‘club’ is really a matter of an individual asserting they have qualified, the qualifications for membership are open to some interpretation.” That said, I’m still not a member.

The Penalty

According to the BBC, “Getting frisky in the plane toilet could be a criminal offense…A person has committed an offense if they have sex in a lavatory to which the public has access, under [British Law] section 71 of the Sexual Offenses Act 2004.” However things can get a bit tricky with regard to international flights, “Airlines can hand down their own punishments….additionally  which country’s laws govern the offense may depend on the destination, the departure point, the country over which the offense is committed and the country where the plane registered.”  Goddess Translation: Don’t get caught!

The Challenges

The mere size of most airport bathrooms pose a very large challenge for amorous couples. Add the fact that well…you’ll have to make it quick, you’ll have to stay quiet, and you’ll have to hope no one notices you and your companion have left your seats. I’d say the challenges are abundant.

Physical Benefits

Again, have you SEEN the size of an airport bathroom? There will be aerobatics involved, that has to be beneficial. I’ve also heart that the vibration of the plane adds to the pleasure.

Spiritual Benefits