Something this offensively awesome could only come from /b, and we felt it was our responsibility as a respectable sex toy blog to bring it to you. An anon posted this in a pretty epic home made sex toy tutorial that manages to get you off while desecrating a “sacred” text. Here it is, the Mormon Fleshlight:
“I’m going to show you how to make a good flesh light in a few simple steps while also showing you what I think of your stupid religion.”
Step 1, What you Need:
- A Mormon Bible
- A plastic bag
- Vaseline or lube
Turn the plastic bag inside out then take out some Vaseline and fill both sides with it. I say both sides so one side can stick to the paper.
Then you fold your Bible like so… This is so you can stick your dick in it.
Insert the bag into the folded Bible
You might have to fold the Bible across your cock like so…
Enjoy your new fuck toy: