Something this offensively awesome could only come from /b, and we felt it was our responsibility as a respectable sex toy blog to bring it to you. An anon posted this in a pretty epic home made sex toy tutorial that manages to get you off while desecrating a “sacred” text. Here it is, the Mormon Fleshlight:
“I’m going to show you how to make a good flesh light in a few simple steps while also showing you what I think of your stupid religion.”
Step 1, What you Need:
- A Mormon Bible
- A plastic bag
- Vaseline or lube
Step 2:
Turn the plastic bag inside out then take out some Vaseline and fill both sides with it. I say both sides so one side can stick to the paper.
Like so…
Step 3:
Then you fold your Bible like so… This is so you can stick your dick in it.
Step 4:
Insert the bag into the folded Bible
You might have to fold the Bible across your cock like so…
Step 5:
Enjoy your new fuck toy:
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This, my /b/rother, is awesome and funny.
I’ve been doing this without the bag. Let it dry out a few days and do again, on the book of Nephi working backwards. Something intensely arousing about using a fucktoy bought by the church. I’ll fuck it til the binding falls apart. Sturdy little book though, has taken half dozen ample loads so far and cleaned my asshole for me still going strong.
literally fucking religion
Niiiice, I too have enjoyed ‘fucking’ a book of Mormon. I am offerering it with notes to the next missionaries that come by to pass on to the next convert. I did my best to note all the good passages they should review. Hopefully they won’t notice too much that I kissed each page they should turn to with my asshole.