PDA: The public display of affection. Reviled and resented, we are all capable of pointing out ‘those couples.’ The ones who are canoodling at the pier, down each others throats at the dinner table, and annoying innocent bystanders ubiquitously with their shamelessness. Interestingly enough, public displays of fucking can be, when done correctly, a more exciting and far less loathsome approach to getting your partner’s juices flowing while you are out and about. With some grit and a partner who is game, consider private demonstrations of intimacy in public places, and find yourself perusing for sexy sites each time you leave the house.
Outside
Sex outside is thrilling. End of story. Many couples fantasize about having romantic sex in the park, in the woods, at the beach—but few make it a reality. Just pick a spot and commit to it. Depending on how populated your idyllic location is, you have a variety of choices for sexual expression. If your dream space is withdrawn, why hold back? If you frequent a spot and find that traffic in the area is nonexistent, take advantage of your opportunity to literally go wild. Pack a small blanket in case you are forced to obscure your bad behavior and go to town. In more populated vicinity, say, a state park, consider clothing that is most conducive to copulation. Ladies, don’t be afraid to go commando in a dress, as your partner might just find the perfect opportunity to cop a feel. Keep an eye out for secluded sex spots. They are there just waiting to be found. The beach is a classically romanticized scene for public sex. While it can be a sweet spot on a pretty night, let us not forget how easily sand falls into the tiniest crevice. If seaside floats your boat, be sure to handle with care.
Inside
Do not underestimate the satisfaction that follows a quick secreted fuck. Out to dinner and just can’t wait for dessert? Or maybe you are in a bar Many public bathrooms can be a private room for two. Lock the door behind you and make it quick. Big parties at a friend’s home also beget a fine opportunity to get your freak on, as it’s improbable that your friends will be suspect such a blatant assignation going on under their noses. If you live in an elevator building, consider the stairwell. Most of your neighbors aren’t walking stairs on the 9th floor, so put that incline to good use.
On The Go
Everyone has heard about ‘the mile high club.’ And many couples have tried giving road head. Here I want to address public masturbation. I hate to leave out the gentlemen here, but ladies, its so easy for us. There are tons of toys out there that you can slip in your purse to ensure you always have a hand handy. Mini bullets and vibrators disguised as lipstick make self-satisfaction in surprising spaces certain. PDA is a lame way of announcing to the world that you have no game in the bedroom. PDF doesn’t have to be intrusive, but it can be the best way of switching up the scenery.
By: Rhys Darling
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