Being an athlete has its perks. They have the money, the fame, and the women. With this great power comes the responsibility of preserving a squeaky clean imagine, and for the most part they do. To that, I say BORING! There’s not much better than the schadenfreude you get from seeing someone who has it all hopelessly humiliated in a sex scandal. Here is a list of the athletes or sports personalities that have put a grin on my face with their oh-so-crazy sexual antics.
1. Ronaldo
The man with one name. How bad ass is this man? I will tell you. He’s the world cup leader in career goals. He’s a national hero in Brazil, and he looks like a rockstar…. He’s also a man who brought three trannies home with him to his motel. Brazil is a crazy place and I am sure he was intoxicated (at least one would think so) so I can try to convince myself it was an honest mistake, but i am too lazy to do that and just say “Holy Fuck Ronaldo, couldnt you at least find some hotter trannies?”. -Source
2. Oscar del a Hoya
One of the greatest triple threats of all time: Arguably one of the greatest boxer’s of his generation, handsome, and a very successful business entrepreneur. As a boxer, one must be tough; willing to put your body on the line. You have to be a man’s man! Wait Oscar what are you doing? Manly Boxers with killer fists don’t dressing in fishnet stockings and high heels! I do like kisses blown my way though.-Source
3. Marv Albert
Marv Albert was THE voice that is the NBA. I remember toupee’d announcer calling Bulls games as a child. Fond, fond memories. This was until of course the old man was arrested for sexual assault of a mistress after allegedely biting her back (ouch) and forcing her to perform oral sex on him. He was fired on the spot from NBC sports. Two years later, they rehired him for maybe the most awkward first few telecasts I can remember. Talk about a pink elephant in the room.- Source
4. Daunte Culpepper and his love boat
Back in the day, Minnesota Viking’s QB Daunte Culpepper was the man about town. Throwing touchdowns and throwing wild sex parties on a boat. What a stand-up guy. One day a captain and his crew rented out two luxury yachts to Culpepper and the team. What transpired is a case of urban lore, but it included a boatfull of prostitutes, so we’ll spread the rumor. Allegedly, the crew of the yacht rented by Culpepper decided to tell the authorities after the Culpepper and his buddies did not clean up their condoms and lube after an “Orgy Cruise”. The offense was bringing women over state lines for immoral purpose. Culpepper eventually ended up on the Miami Dolphins, I guess the moral of the story is, “Clean up your mess if you ever rent out a yacht and fill it with prostitutes in Florida. “- Source
5. Kazuhito Tadano
Although not as well known as the others on this list, baseball pitcher Kaz has a story for you. While in college, Kaz decided he needed extra money. I feel his pain and we have all been through this. Kaz had the brilliant idea of being in a gay porn bondage flick to cure his money woes. Everything was fine and dandy until the video became public for the whole baseball world to see. The Japanese league did not draft him so where better to go then the heartland of America to play in a rural minor league. Oh well, America can always use another washed up Japanese Pitcher who does gay porn right?-Source
6. Max Mosley
Formula One boss Max Mosley was a very powerful man in England, and very well respected until he was caught in one of the strangest sports sex scandals to date. One boring night, Max decided to spice things up and purchased the services of a few prostitutes for the night (legal where he lives). I won’t judge the man for trying to have a good and legal time. I will however, judge him for forcing the prostitutes to wear Nazi uniforms while he performed sexual acts on them! What the hell Max. Surprisingly… he denied the allegations. Hard to believe from the son of a former fascist leader in England and dear friend of someone named Hitler. -Source
7. Wilt Chamberlain
20,000 People = Wilt's Sex Partners
Wilt “the Stilt” Chamberlain is known to be one of the best basketball players ever to play the game. He had some pretty crazy stats, but Wil’ts sexual stats blow his basketball carreer out of the water. Wilt claims to have slept with over 20,000 women during his life. This is roughly to 1.2 women a day. I am not going to criticize the man I am just that impressed and thought he deserved a spot on our list. Congrats Wilt. – Source
8. Andreas Krieger(formally Heidi)
As the title suggest, things went a little different for Andreas on his journey to manhood. Andreas was formally known as one of the best shot putters in the world when he was a female named Heidi from East Germany. The communist country was known for systematically doping its athletes with steriods during the 70s and 80s. This process left Heidis’ body totally male sans the penis. Eventually, she got a sexual reassignment to correct that one small little part. Andreas got his day in court when he testified against the bastards that did this to him/her and they were arrested for intentional bodily harm to athletes, including minors. – Source
9. Eddie Curry(allegedly)
The New York Knicks have had crazy antics plague them for the last few years. Sexual Deviants are abound in this franchise. Check Isiah Thomas or Stephon Marbury for a better look. However, this crazy story takes the cake. Eddie Curry of the NY Knicks is often pegged as the big fat man in the middle. When not spending his time dumping around on the court, Eddie likes to tell his male driver to “come and touch it”. Eddie also liked to enjoy watching his driver take off Eddie’s soiled towel off his body while calling him racial slurs calling him the “Grandmaster of the KKK”, “f-cking Jew”, and the “white devil”. – Source
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