We Americans like to think that we’re pretty sexy, and we are. We rank above the global average for number of boinks per year and for satisfaction with our sex lives. But we’re not the most sexually satisfied country in the world. Ever wonder who is?
Belgium
Belgians supposedly have the most satisfying sex lives of anyone in the world. We rank fourth. We may not be number one, but at least we didn’t come in last—sorry, China!
Canada
Canadians (along with the US) are the most likely to film themselves during sex.
Colombia
There’s an organization in Colombia called Club Stop. For an annual membership fee of $15 you can spend your weekends making amateur pornos with other club members which are then sold locally. Plus, Colombians are so uninhibited when it comes to sex that a walk along the beach here is likely to include multiple sightings of couples making love in the sand.
France
The French give and receive the most head. They’re also the most likely to have participated in an orgy, and 27% claim to have participated in partner swapping.
Germany
German women are the most appreciative of a man with a sense of humor—70% of German women claim it’s the biggest initial attractor. Maybe that’s why they love David Hasselhoff? Nope, that remains an unsolved mystery.
Greece
Greeks are the most sexed people on the planet. They do the deed an average of 138 times a year—the worldwide average is 103. We’re above average in sexy time, getting it on an average of 113 times a year. Japan, on the other hand, is quite sexually frustrated. The Japanese supposedly have sex only 45 times a year. Maybe that’s why they put so much effort into creating sexbots.
Haiti
Every year practitioners of Voodoo in this country travel to the Saut d’Eau waterfalls to have an orgy in worship of the goddess of love. And they throw the blood of sacrificed animals as well as cow and goat heads into the middle of the muddy fuck fest. I think I’ll pass.
Iceland
Icelanders get freaky asap. The average Icelander loses their virginity at the age of 15.6—the youngest average anywhere. The oldest virgins are the residents of India—they cash in their V-cards at an average age of 19.8.
India
The Indian government had to shut down the country’s first phone sex line because people were bankrupting themselves calling it so much. Makes sense considering the extra years they spend waiting for the real thing.
Indonesia
There’s a holiday in Indonesia called Pon. On this sacred holiday, people travel to a mountain in Java and have sex with someone other than their partner seven times. The belief is that fulfilling this ritual will bring blessings on your life, but it only works if you get it on with someone random the full seven times.
Italy
We all know Italian men are sexy, but they are also mama’s boys. So not sexy. Most Italian men stay at home until they get married. In fact, 23% of Italian men between the age of 30 and 34 still live with mom.
Japan
The Japanese have extensive red light districts full of “love hotels” meant for romps with prostitutes but also for unmarried couples to come and defy tradition. These hotels often feature bizarrely shaped beds—spaceships and gondolas are pretty common—and vending machines stocked with sex toys.
The Maldives
Head here for a hot romance, but don’t expect it to last. This island chain has the highest divorce rate of any country. Libya has the lowest.
Norway
Norwegians get the dubious honor of being the people who have the most unprotected sex—73% of Norwegians don’t use protection. They’re followed by Greece at 70%. Surprise, surprise—Norwegians also have the most STDs with 21% of Norwegians fessing up to having one. Compare this to Poland—perhaps the safest country in the world when it comes to sex—where only 4% of people admit to having an STD.
Portugal
40% of Portuguese men claim that a woman’s intelligence is their biggest turn on. That either makes Portuguese men the least shallow men in the world or it makes them the biggest liars. Australian men came in last in this category. But hey, at least we know they’re honest.
Russia
Stop reading right now if you’ve always fantasized about a burly Russian man having his way with you. Apparently Russian men are among the least giving lovers. 32% of Russian women have never had an orgasm.
South Africa
If you’re considering transferring to your company’s Johannesburg office, do it. South Africans are the most likely to have sex at work. America ranks in at number five.
Taiwan
The Taiwanese get a shout out for having the highest vibrator use of anyone. We tied the UK for second place.
Turkey
If you want an easy lay on your travels, head to Turkey. The people here average the most sex partners over their lifetimes at 14.5 partners. Australia comes in second at 13.3 partners.
Sources & Images:
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0KNI/is_12_8/ai_80233944/
http://www.grumpytraveller.com/lists/love-and-sex-around-the-world-in-statistics-greece-to-china/
http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/news/international/sex-world?click=rel
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