Funny

13

Sep
Stand-Up Comedy: Laughing in the Face of a No-Show

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If you make it through your dating life without getting stood up, go write a book about it. They’ll make it into a movie. For the rest of us, I find it best to learn how to find some humor out of the situation. While, yeah, it’s annoying that you gussied yourself up for no reason, and possibly embarrassing to …...Continue Reading »

01

Sep
Locker Room Etiquette

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Whether you’re a hard-bodied gym rat or a timid first-timer, there are some unspoken rules you need to know about how to conduct yourself in a locker room. While many gyms may have some rules posted (towel up, no spray-on scents or deoderants, etc.) these laws only cover the basics, leaving the intricacies and awkward situations for you to figure …...Continue Reading »

19

Aug
Sound Off: Clamorous (not so glamorous) Copulating

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Sex is noisy.  Too often do we find ourselves coordinating booty calls contingent on roommates’ inconvenient schedules, or noting after a particularly good poke that a complaint from the neighbors is likely.  Panting, moaning, screaming, smacking, the bed is creaking.  Then when you finally climax the boisterous wails that ensue can be lawless. Preferences about the other kind of oral …...Continue Reading »

18

Aug
The Married Man’s Take On: The Groom’s Role in Getting Ready for the Wedding

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Getting married is an incredible event in a person’s life; however, always remember the wedding is for the brides, not groom. A good groom will allow his future wife to do most of the wedding planning. Just let her do her thing because your opinion truly does not matter in most of the decision making....Continue Reading »

15

Aug
The Politics of Sexting

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“What is the correct response when someone sends you a message saying they want to “lick and stick [his] penis in your bootyhole?” “What is your ETA. HAHA!” “Ok. But what if its like the second message they send you? … he actually used the word “bootyhole.””...Continue Reading »

10

Aug
The Married Man’s Take On: Vibrators

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I will be honest and state I was never a user of sex toys, until I went to Amsterdam. I figured, I’m in Amsterdam and there are 9 million sex shops, so I might as well purchase something. I bought a vibrator, and it has changed my sex life for the better....Continue Reading »

10

Aug
The Best Sex/Core Workout Ever

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Sexercise is a work out which can help you burn some calories. Imagine if you can intensify the sex by creating different acts which will give you an even greater burn. Check out this video for a phenomenal sex/core work out. Like most of you watching the video, I wondered why didn’t they just use the decline bench with the …...Continue Reading »

08

Aug
The Life Lessons of Threesomes

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The Accidental Sex Goddess:  Holy Threesomes Threesomes are awesome. Consider a ménage a trios, if done mindfully, they really do teach us lessons we could use in our daily lives....Continue Reading »

25

Jul
Best Places to Take A Girl You Want to Sleep With Once

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Let’s start off admitting that every guy has pondered this at some point in their life. You meet a girl and you realize she is good to go or DTF or ready to hop in the sack…whatever, she’s a player. The only issue is that she isn’t the 10 you recall from the nightclub…she is more of a Quasimodo, and …...Continue Reading »

11

Nov
Top 50 Mistakes Women Make While Having Sex (Infographic)

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Sexual skill is something most often tasked to and expected of men, but sexual fulfillment is a two way street. Truly great sex requires skill and effort on the part of both partners, not just one. The following is an infographic meant to profile some of the most common mistakes that women make while having sex with men. Yes, we …...Continue Reading »

13

Oct
Mormon Fleshlight

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Something this offensively awesome could only come from /b, and we felt it was our responsibility as a respectable sex toy blog to bring it to you.  An anon posted this in a pretty epic home made sex toy tutorial that manages to get you off while desecrating a “sacred” text.  Here it is, the Mormon Fleshlight: “I’m going to …...Continue Reading »

01

Oct
10 Sporting Terms That Really Should be Used as Sex Euphemisms

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Sex and sports. Sports and sex. Both can involve sweating, panting, and an elevated heart rate. There’s also gear—all those balls, sticks, paddles, harnesses, and protection. What about language? Tennis has its love, wrestling has its submission holds, swimming has its strokes, and soccer has its beloved headers. But…what about all those other sporting terms and phrases being sadly neglected …...Continue Reading »