Oct

Talk Nerdy to Me: Ten Sexy Varieties of Geek

Tagged: attractive, dating, geeks, sex, Sexy

They’re the boys that the cool girls avoided like the plague in high school. They hid in the bleacher, their only reason for hitting up the football game to leer at scantily clad cheerleaders. Tall, lanky, and adorable in their coke-bottle glasses it’s not hard to see the allure. Here’s a quick guide to these rare, hot creatures…and what gives him the sexual edge on your average guy.

The Gamer

He’s not so hard to spot. Hours in front of his Playstation 3 or XBox, an special ergonomic chair with a perfect imprint of his adorable nerd ass, and cases of energy drinks in the fridge. Those energy drinks come in handy though, and what better way to celebrate his latest victory in Halo than by playing with each others joysticks?

The Fanboy

He can quote every line from Star Wars, posters of Superbabes cover his wall, and owns every Box Set of every TV show he‘s ever seen. His love for role-playing means you’ll never have a boring moment in the bedroom, and when you show up in that Princess Leia slave outfit he’ll be more than a little inspired to use the Force.

The Raver

Pulsating music, flashing lights, and 90s era mesh shirts. Their life is a party, they aren’t hard to drag off to the bedroom, and once you’re there you’ll spend long hours pounding it out to the rhythm of the latest Trance and Techno hits. Since that party never ends, be ready to rave all night long.

The Techie

Voted most likely to build a robot girlfriend, he’s certain to appreciate having a flesh and blood woman to warm his bed. His love for hi-tech toys is certain to carry over to the bedroom, where you’ll spend long hours with his latest finds. And trust me, you won’t be sorry you let him MacGyver you.

The Academic

His nose is buried in a textbook all day long, but you’ll be surprised to learn that he knows more about the Anatomy of sex than you can remember about the periodic table. Go with his Academic, learning process approach to sex and you’ll always be up for a hot, sweaty study break.

The Cinematographer

He buries himself in movies and saw Inception five times while it was in theaters. An aspiring filmmaker, you won’t be surprised when he busts out the video camera before a romp to make a little ‘art’. Since he’ll want to make the most out of his project expect him to do his best to perform on camera. There’s no doubt that neither of you will want to call cut once the action begins.

The Artist

He’s a painter, a writer, or a musician – his hands make magic. You’re his model, his motivation and his favorite groupie. Fill his canvas, give him a story and rock his world…you’ll be his muse before you know it, and he’ll be begging you to inspire him over and over again.

The Hacker

He’s pasty, pale…and he’s got a porn collection that could rival the Adult Video Megaplex. He’s got things on his hard drive that would make a porn star blush. But that also means he’s seen pretty much everything there is to see and is willing to try 99.9% of it with you. Never a dull moment, you’ll love being hacked by this guy.