This week students, we are going to explore such topics as how to look younger through having sex, what happens if you think you have a pretty vagina and your morning coffee.
Class is in session bitches!
1. Sex-Tox
Attention middle aged women who are spending a fortune on cosmetic procedures to look younger…why not try an easier and more cost effective way to not only look better, but to feel better. What’s that you ask? Sex! Sex is the answer to finding the proverbial fountain of youth. Studies have found that people who have sex about 3 times a week are perceived to look more youthful, 4-7 years more youthful. So put the Botox needle down and get ready for an even better injection.
2. Picture Perfect Pussy
The majority of women don’t spend a lot of time looking and bragging about how beautiful their vagina is and you may think that would be obvious. Well then you surely don’t know that a 2010 study found that the better a woman’s genital self image, the easier it is for her to achieve orgasm. Take a picture and hang it on your wall and tell her how gorgeous she is if you want to race him to the finish line.
3. The Numbers Game that isn’t UNO
It’s always a mystery how many people your date has hopped in the sack with. Your mind races with numbers…12, 27, 92 BINGO! 92! really? Well not quite. The average number of sexual partners for a heterosexual male is 7 and for a heterosexual woman its 4.
4. Ill take a Venti Latte with Some Major Whipped Cream
Whomever told you that your morning coffee run to Starbucks is bad for you in the long run lied to you big time. Not only can some java make you feel more alert at work, it can also make you feel like going to work on that ass. Your morning coffee may be an aphrodisiac. According to a recently conducted study, it has been found that caffeine made rats hornier. So let’s sip to that because it’s good to know that America runs on fucking.
5. Good Vibrations
Don’t believe the woman who tells you that she has never masturbated with a toy because chances are she is lying. Chances are she has used a toy and then some. That lying little freak. The truth of the matter is that almost 53% of woman have used some kind of vibrator or dildo to get them self off. If you are one of the prudish 47% that haven’t tried it, start with a vibrator that won’t scare you away.
Until next week…Have a good old fucking time and don’t forget to do your homework (or legwork if you may).
Class is dismissed!
Got a tip or some facts you want to share with me and the rest of the class?
Email me at Kristie@theirtoys.com
By Kristie Rivaloro
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