Aug

The Life Lessons of Threesomes

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The Accidental Sex Goddess: Holy Threesomes

Threesomes are awesome. Consider a ménage a trios, if done mindfully, they really do teach us lessons we could use in our daily lives.

Selflessness

Imagine a tangled mess of naked bodies: arms, breasts, thighs all rubbing against each other — skin on skin; breath on breath – and you’re taking it all in. You’re allowing your girlfriend’s to taste and suck another woman’s clitoris while this “other woman” is kissing your inner thighs. Are you Jealous? Not even a little bit, and in that moment you touch pure selflessness. You’re not caught up in jealousy and possessive love, which is ultimate freedom. What could we accomplish if we weren’t bound by jealousy and fear?

Patience

Anyone who’s ever had a threesome knows that there is some downtime. During this escapade, you’re not being gratified every second – there’s always a moment when nothing is happening to you. You can either get in there and do something or hang back and watch the show. This decision requires patience, and an understanding that there is pleasure in being a giver without also being a receiver. If that’s not a spiritual lesson, I don’t know what is.

Bravery

Sex is a performance (at least it is when I’m doing it). I’m not saying that its fake, but when I’m in the moment, I’m in the zone. My mouth is open, I’m pushing my hair out of my face and my breasts and hips bounce and sway – I am commanding attention. I think I look hot, but I might look like I’m having an epileptic seizure, the point is I don’t give a fuck. I’m not afraid of anything. If only I moved through life this loudly, unapologetically moving and gazing with reckless abandon, what would I accomplish?