Masturbation is as much of a God given right as life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. If you are a real man you masturbate, and marriage should not stop you. Even if you have sex with your wife on a regular basis, you should be beating your meat…
About 3 to 4 times a week is a good routine. Hell, I do it once a day. I look at it as being therapeutic. It also gives me an extra bounce in my step and provides me with more endurance when I do have sex with my wife.
Additionally, masturbation brings you back to your child hood. Every guy remembers the first time he put on a porno and rubbed one out to it. It is a memory you will never forget. I stole my dad’s “Debbie Does Dallas” video tape for my first time. Each time I masturbate, I remember that moment and at that moment I feel like a 13 year old boy. Getting older sucks ass and I want to feel like a kid every now and then.
I do not hold back either. I tell my wife I masturbate. I do not care. She even caught me in the act once. It was late at night, and she was tired and went to the bedroom to go to sleep. I was not ready to go to bed and stayed up to watch TV. All of a sudden I got that urge to whip it out and beat it down. I had my computer with me, so I put on some good girl on girl porn. I am not a moisturizer or lube type of guy, so all I need is my left hand and my cock. I started doing it, and my wife got up to go to the bathroom. She takes a look at me as I am fully in action and gives me the most disgusting look one person could give to another. I screamed out “uh-oh you caught me” as I am laughing with tears coming down my eyes. I now had a critical decision to make. Do I stop or do I proceed? I was like fuck it, I am hard and don’t want blue balls, and continued until I finally climaxed.
This story only proves to you how much I value masturbation. I continued to do it even when my wife caught me in the act. Yes, I am a disturbed and disgusting person, but I am who I am. My name is Rob, and I am addicted to masturbating and proud of it.
By Rob Bonanni
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well when they dont give it up whats a guy to do ? Spank the monkey !!