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I will be honest and state I was never a user of sex toys, until I went to Amsterdam. I figured, I’m in Amsterdam and there are 9 million sex shops, so I might as well purchase something. I bought a vibrator, and it has changed my sex life for the better.
I am not ashamed to say it; the vibrator has become one of my best friends. It is better than my dick. I have the size advantage, but when it comes to endurance, Mr. Johnson is no match for the vibrator. Some guys might have too much pride and refuse to admit it or use it, but it will improve your sex life one thousand times over.
Look at a vibrator as sexual insurance. Obviously your main goal is to stay hard and hold in your juice, but unless you are a porn star or jack off 5 times a day, it is extremely difficult. Additionally, if you are experimenting with different positions or are not wearing a condom, it is even more difficult.
With a vibrator, you no longer have to worry. If you happen to two pump chump it, no worries, take the vibrator out, turn it on, bzzzzzzzzzzz, and the job is done. If you want, you can give the girl the vibrator and let her do it herself—sit back, put on the TV, drink a beer, and chill as she moans herself to a full out climax.
 Additionally, I do not want to work hard when I have sex. Fuck that, I go to the gym 7 days a week. I do not need to work out anymore. I am not using my fingers or mouth either. I just want to put it in, bust my load, and be done with it. That could become a serious problem for the woman. They want you to perform a show, keep it up and loaded for way too long, in order for them to achieve satisfaction. I’m sorry; I am not bionic.
Men should not be stressed out when it comes to sex. It is not healthy. We are the ones with the difficult job. All the woman has to do is lie down and take it. They practically do nothing, and can have multiple orgasms. It is like they are sexual freaks. For men, after one there is nothing left in the tank. The vibrator allows men to become the sexual equals to women in the bedroom.
When I hire someone to paint my apartment, I don’t care what type of brush is used to do it. All I care about is the paint job being good. It is the same way with sex. The objective is for the girl to get off. Whether it is with your dick or a battery operated device shouldn’t matter.
By Rob Bonanni
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