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Here are the top 10 tips to make your pussy taste irresistible without your lover suspecting a thing.  I mean aren’t you tired of those nasty gels and massage oils that taste freaking disgusting or feeling subconscious about your pussy smelling to womanly?  After you read this you will have people breaking down the doors to get a taste of your juices.

1. Nibble on this!

Eating fruit can help your cum taste better.   After all, “You are what you eat as the saying goes.”  The more naturally and sweet things that you eat, you pussy will take on the flavor of it.  However, through careful research pineapples and peaches work really well.  One of my girlfriends swears that if you eat a peach hours before oral sex, it will taste like a peach.  Talk about peaches and cream.

2. Watch the Intake

Watch what you eat, drink and smoke because rumor has it that what you eat affects how you smell and taste.  For example, cigarettes, marijuana, and alcohol may make you taste bitter, while red meat, dairy, garlic, onion, curry, broccoli, asparagus, spinach and multivitamins may make you taste salty or sharp.  Vegetables high in chlorophyll, such as wheat grass, parsley, and celery are reputed to make you taste sweeter, as are spices like cinnamon, peppermint, cardamom, and lemon.  People with vegan diets, particularly diets high in raw vegetables and fruit, are reputed to make you taste fresh and sweet.

3. Sugar Baby

My friend’s mother, who is an older woman in her 60’s taught me this old trick one day while we were sitting on the back porch.  She said, “Make it taste like no other pussy.  Give him something to remember you by.”  However, you cannot put too much in it or it will be evident that you did.  All you need is a little dab into the sugar, preferably brown on your finger and encircle your inner lips with it.  Also put just a little in the entrance of your hole.  When it is time for your lover to go down on you, boy will they be in for a treat.  This adds a new meaning to the term, “Sugar in yo tank.”

4. Starburst it.

Starburst is really wonderful for adding sweetness down there.  First choose a flavor and stick to it.  This is not the time to confuse the pussy connoisseur with too many flavors.  Insert one to three Starbursts into your pussy 30 minutes before you suspect that it will be licked.  From the natural heat inside of you, they will start to melt and ooze out.  Talk about a burst full of flavors.  It may cause your pun pun and things you are sitting on to get really sticky, but at least you will taste like sugary artificial fruit.

5. Put a mint in it.

This can turn out to be the perfect peppermint patty if done right.   The minty feel can add a whole different dynamic.  Linger mints is free of artificial dyes and reminds me of a pussy Altoid, which takes about an hour to dissolve inside of you.  It is shaped for comfort during insertion and formulated to last and last.

6. Now and Laters.

How many of you growing up ate all the Now and Laters in one setting without saving some for later?  Well, now you can save some by storing them in your pussy and putting them away for that special moment of tongue licking.  It works similar to the starburst, but may take a little longer to marinate in there because they are hard.

7. Basil Tea

The quickest way to a sweet tasting coochie is to add sweet basil to everything you eat and to start drinking 2 tablespoons of vinegar in the morning everyday.  After one week you will not need the basil anymore, you should however continue the vinegar every other day.

8. Orange Peels.

The next time you peel an orange you might want to save the rinds to make a deliciously sweet oil to dress your pussy with or use the rinds to wash her with.  To make the oil from the peels, place some orange rinds and cranberries in olive oil and close it with a cork. You can observe a wonderful flavor to the oil after some weeks.

9. Stuff it with yogurt.

It seems that the lactobacillus acidophilus in yogurt allows the PH balance in your body to fight off the bad bacteria.  You can do this by scooping a spoonful or two of yogurt once a week into your pussy.  It will make it smell like a beautiful flower.

10. Let it be and do nothing

If you are clean, a person should love the way you taste.  After all, if he wanted candy instead of pussy, tell him to go to the store and buy some.  If you want fish, then expect it will taste like one.  What makes pussy special is the smell that unfolds.  It is important to be clean and wash it with care no matter if you stuff it or let it be.  Just love it.

** Side tip: Lemisol the Dominican Wash.  It comes in liquid form and is a lime green in Color.  You only need a little of it.  Squeeze a nice amount in your hand and place on it.  Rub your hand back and forth and allow it to lather.  Do this for a few minutes and then rinse.  Your pussy will smell good all day even after a day’s worth of work. It leaves you with a tingle and a cool feeling.  Lemisol is a tradition in Dominican Republic that most women use.

Warning:  It may make your pussy taste better, but it might also upset her to.  Be careful cause inserting things into her, even tactfully can cause a bad yeast infection that will make it smell like a rotten old boot.