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Middle school and high school dances are a hotbed of teen sexual exploration. Teachers, administrators and chaperons do their best to minimize overtly sexual behavior, but it’s usually a losing battle. What always surprised me most was that with all of the effort put into making sure kids weren’t going at it like rabbits, the songs played at these dances were only ever monitored for swear words. Meanwhile, if you ever actually listened to the lyrics, they were often raunchy enough to make a jaded pimp blush. Here are ten of my favorite High School Dance Songs that probably contribute to teen pregnancy.

10. I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

Standout Lyric:
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

9. Candy Shop by 50 Cent

Standout Lyrics:
I’ll take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollipop
Go ahead girl, don’t you stop
Keep goin’ til you hit the spot

8. I’ll Make Love to You by Boys II Men

Standout Lyric:
Girl relax, let’s go slow
I ain’t got nowhere to go
I’m just gonna concentrate on you
Girl are you ready, it’s gonna be a long night
Throw your clothes on the floor
I’m gonna take my clothes off too
I made plans to be with you
Girl whatever you ask me you know I’ll do

7. Baby’s Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot

Standout Lyric:
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won’t cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f+ck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won’t like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I’d rather stay and play
Cuz I’m long and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on

6. Ooops (Oh My) by Tweet

Standout Lyrics:
Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin’ to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my legs
Oh my
Ooh I’m turning red
Who could this be?

5. Smack That by Akon

Standout Lyrics:
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that ’till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!

Upfront style ready to attack now
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down
Convicts got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now!

4. What’s Your Fantasy by Ludacris

Standout Lyric:
I wanna li li li lick you from your head to your toes
and I wanna
move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
and I wanna ah ah you make it so good I don’t wanna leave
but I got to
let let me know wh what’s your fant-tasy

3. Too Close by NEXT

Standout Lyric:
Step back you’re dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you

Now girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I can’t help it
You know what I wanna do

2. Dip it low by Christina Milian

Standout Lyrics:
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I’ma show you how to make your man say “Oh!”
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I’ma show you how to make your man say “Oh!”

1. The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang

Standout Lyrics:
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes I’m ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hash browns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time