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When Porn No Longer Pays…Turn to Crime

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Most people may think of the porn industry as a lucrative business. Or was that a lubricated business? But what happens when a porn star begins to fade? Some, such as Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy, have managed to steal the hearts of mainstream society, while others just steal, among other crimes. Here are some of the most outrageous tales of porn stars gone bad:

Stormy Daniels Unleashes Her Thunder

After gaining popularity with knock-out performances in the films as “Heat,” “Space Nuts,” and “Girl Eats Girl,” Stormy Daniels decided to move on to something dirtier: politics. In 2009, she began a bid for the Louisiana Senate, until a surprising arrest for domestic abuse rocked the campaign. According to the police reports, Daniels was upset with her husband over laundry and unpaid bills, so she hit him. She denied striking him, but did confess to throwing candles, a potted plant and their wedding album. Talk about a storm you don’t want to get caught in!

Amanda Logue and Jason Andrews Trick and Tweet

Note: if you are planning on murdering someone, you probably shouldn’t Twitter about it. In July of 2010, porn-power couple Amanda Logue, who performed under the name “Sunny Dae” and Jason Andrews, a British DJ who appeared in several gay porn videos for Sean Cody.com, were indicted on first-degree murder charges in Tampa, FL. for bludgeoning tattoo shop owner Dennis “Scooter” Abrahamsen to death with a sledgehammer.  Logue had previously agreed to work a sex party at Abrahamsen’s home, a set-up that resulted in murder and theft of $6,000 cash, his credit cards and a video camera. Oddly enough,  they were caught through a trail of text messages and Twitter postings, which included  Andrews saying, “Just get him on his face either bash or tell me to get in and. Where to go.” To which Logue replied, “K I’m horny!”

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Nikolay Petrov Attacks Elderly Couple with A Sledgehammer

Gay-for-pay star Nicolay Petrov made a career out of beating himself online for hordes of drooling men. When that got old, he chose another career path: thug for hire. In 2009, he was sentenced to 20 years in prison for attacking an elderly husband and wife with a hammer. Petrov was paid $5,000 by the couple’s son-in-law, who was upset that his in-laws had stopped funding his business ventures. He ended up fracturing their skulls with a hammer, and current reports indicated that he is bored and depressed in prison. If only he had to chose to continue beating himself on camera, this may have been avoided.

Marilyn Star Puts Her Mouth Where The Money is

Over a decade ago, Marilyn Star, made a movie called “Marilyn Whips Wallstreet.” But it turned out to be the other way around. In December 1999 she was charged for insider trading for using secret bank merger information, given to her by her (married) lover James McDermont, which she used to make $88,135 in the stock market. To further complicate matters, Star shared the tips with New Jersey businessman Anthony Pomponio, who she was also having an extramarital affair with. Ever the crafty one, Star escaped arrest by fleeing to Canada, but eventually turned herself in, and was sentenced to three months at women’s prison in Danbury, CT. She was also warned to stay away from married men. Married women, however, were a different story.

Ken Hoyt Suffers From Too Much Exposure

Ken Hoyt rose to fame in movies such as “Sexcetera” and “Big Gulp.” His desire to remain exposed, however, led to several arrests for the former porn star. In 2006, he was busted in New York City for repeatedly whipping out his “money-maker” and flashing women on the subway, an act that earned him the title of “The Subway Pervert.” Then, in 2009, Hoyt was arrested again, this time for following and harassing two teenage girls in Los Angeles. Hoyt’s inability to keep his in his pants has earned him sex offender status in three states: New York, Nevada and California.

Farrah Charms the Pants–And Wallets–Of’Em

Former star Joy Marquart, who performed under the name, “Farrah” used her her good looks and “acting” experience to scam over $40,000 from six banks in New Jersey. According to the police reports, she used real customers’ names and account numbers and fake IDs, and often strolled into a bank wearing a black business suit and high heels. She often spoke on a cellphone, and simply instructed bank tellers not to question her, a plan that worked until she encountered a teller that wasn’t a horny dude.

Gay Stars Brawl at Drag Show

Aden and Jordan Jaric were the Brad and Angelina of the gay world, a high profile couple that had it all, including a contract that said they would only have sex with each other on film. And then, they broke up and all hell broke loose. While judging a drag competition in Portland, Oregon, the two began to argue, and Aden socked Jordan in the head with a paperweight. Apparently, a dildo was no where to be found.

Perhaps these porn stars should have taken a cue from Barbie Cummings, who Got 29 traffic tickets dismissed with Blowjob Defense

Three years ago, Barbie Cummings gave a Tennessee state trooper a blowjob at a traffic stop in exchange for avoiding arrest. But she wasn’t the only one who couldn’t keep her mouth shut: the cop couldn’t resist bragging to his friends. To make matters worse, he videotaped the experience, which was then shared all over the Internet, and resulted in his firing. Plus, all 29 tickets the cop wrote were dismissed. Just goes to show you: never underestimate the power of the web, or the resourcefulness porn stars!

Gay Porn Star Twins Flee Police

Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney are twin brothers who have performed in many hardcore gay films. As if being twins in gay porn didn’t make them unique enough, the brothers are  also career criminals. In February 2008, they were arrested by authorities as suspects in more than a dozen burglaries committed over the previous 18 months. The twins had been robbing houses by breaking in through the rooftops of businesses.

This was not the first arrest for Taleon. In 2006 he was arrested on drug charges. While still handcuffed in the back of a squad car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head butting it. He then dove through the window and its steel outer frame (causing $1,800 in damages). After landing on his face, Taleon managed to get up and outrun police to a nearby pond. Still handcuffed, cops say he:

“Swam across like Flipper, Taunting the officers by saying ‘You’ll never catch me.’”

A week later he turned himself in.  Source

One Response to When Porn No Longer Pays…Turn to Crime

  1. Anonymous says:

    Curious fact Porn Star Stormy Daniels and Porn performer Ken Hoyt were arrested at the same weekend in Los Angeles.

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